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		<description>All things are physics, most things are chemistry, and every so often biology rears its ugly head and proceeds to run amuck.</description>
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		<copyright>Copyright 2010 Elle Randall</copyright>
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			<title><![CDATA[Good thing I'm an alien...]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://blog.dalbergaria.com/2009/so-uma-bobagem/" target="_blank" class="none"><img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/foodchain.jpg" width="440" border="0" class="blogphoto" /></a><br /><br />Via <a href="http://blog.dalbergaria.com/2009/so-uma-bobagem/" target="_blank">dAlbergaria</a>]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=201</link>
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			<category>General</category>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 11:56:21 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[And she's done...]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.audiodamage.com" target="_blank" class="none"><img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/ad2009.jpg" width="440" height="415" border="0" class="blogphoto" /></a>]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=200</link>
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			<category>General</category>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:12:10 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Every important call is a close one]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<div class="quote">In terms of the game theory, we might say the universe is so constituted as to maximize play. The best games are not those in which all goes smoothly and steadily toward a certain conclusion, but those in which the outcome is always in doubt. Similarly, the geometry of life is designed to keep us at the point of maximum tension between certainty and uncertainty, order and chaos. Every important call is a close one. We survive and evolve by the skin of our teeth. We really wouldn't want it any other way.<br /><br />- George Leonard</div>]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=199</link>
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			<category>General</category>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 14:47:04 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Frozen Fud]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[Here's something I learned not too long ago - you can freeze bananas.  I mean, it's not that I thought you couldn't freeze a banana, it just never occurred to me to do it.  At first I made the mistake of freezing them with the peel on - of course, I didn't realize it was a mistake until it came time to take the peels off.  It wasn't so much that they were difficult to remove, the big problem was that I almost got frostbite on my fingers trying to do so.<br /><br />Now, you may also remember from Jam Season 2008 that I bought a metric shit ton of blueberries, and after making a metric shit ton of jam, I still had about half a flat of berries left over.  You can use frozen berries just as easily as fresh in something like lemon blueberry muffins, so I measured them into cups, tossed them in freezer bags, and froze those too.<br /><br />So where am I going with this?  Banana-Blueberry Smoothies, of course!  I found the recipe in this month's, or maybe last month's, VT and have been making them a couple mornings a week for breakfast and they are just fantastic, so I thought I'd share.  Super easy.  I don't have a blender, so I just toss it all in the food processor and whiz...<br /><br />For 2 smoothies:<br />2 frozen bananas cut into 1" chunks<br />1 cup plain yogurt<br />1/2 cup frozen blueberries<br />1/4 cup granola<br />1 TBSP honey<br />1/2 cup to 1 cup water<br /><br />Place all the ingredients except the water in a food processor or blender and process til smooth.  The mixture is pretty thick so I then add 1/2 cup of water and process again.  Use up to a cup for a thinner smoothie.<br /><br />Enjoy!]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=198</link>
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			<category>Fud</category>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 17:16:51 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[April Fool]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[I was going to tell you about a new Alice Waters frozen food line, but it turned out to be an April Fool's joke.  Then there was the manned misson to Mars, but that turned out to be a joke too.  Can I just say I'm glad it's April 2nd?]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=197</link>
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			<category>General</category>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 2 Apr 2009 10:18:25 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Finally, a game I can play!]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[I realize I'm putting my geek cred in jeopardy by admitting I'm not a gamer, but I can do calc, and lewis dot diagrams, and have spilled acid on myself twice, so that should count for something, no?<br /><br />Anyway, I finally found a game for the PS3 that I can play: <a href="http://www.us.playstation.com/PS3/Games/Flower">Flower</a>.  Honestly, I have no idea what the point is, all I know is that nothing chases me and I can't get killed.  I just kinda float around, pollinate things, and make pretty music - just perfect as far as I'm concerned!]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=196</link>
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			<category>General</category>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 17:22:15 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[For the chopstick impaired]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[Um, yeah, that would be me.<br /><img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/chopsticks.jpg" width="440" height="476" border="0" class="blogphoto" /><br />Via <a href="http://www.thekitchn.com/thekitchn/roundup-food-blogs/good-eats-all-thumbs-try-a-chopsticks-aid-079636">The Kitchen</a>]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=195</link>
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			<category>General</category>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 09:20:15 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Victory! Garden]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[My First Lady is the bomb:<br /><img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/flotus_garden1_blog.jpg" width="440" height="293" border="0" class="blogphoto" /><br />Michelle Obama breaks ground for the new organic kitchen garden on the White House south lawn.  1100 square feet is a LOT of kichen garden!<br /><br />From the WH Blog: <a href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/blog/09/03/20/Spring-Gardening/">Spring Gardening</a>.  And here's the <a href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/assets/documents/garden_layout.pdf">garden layout</a>.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=194</link>
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			<category>Garden</category>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 17:41:23 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[YOU ARE SPARED!]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[You are spared stories of garlic sprouts, and tomato seedlings, and onion starts.  You are spared bad photos of little yellow cuke flowers, and more tomato seedlings, and leggy marigolds.  You are spared endless talk of tomatoes.  You are spared these things because this year, I will have no garden.<br /><br />OH NOES!<br /><br />No, really, it's all good.  After almost 4 years, we left the City of Mill for the City of Portland.  Traded in 1200 sq feet on 3/4 of an acre, for 1200 sq ft on the first floor with a pretty awesome porch and not one ounce of dirt.  What I got in return was a 4 minute ride to the symphony and a brand fucking new kitchen.  This was not a hard decision people!<br /><br />Actually, I got one other thing in return, and that is access to some awesome grocery stores, produce markets, and farmers markets.  I'll be honest - this will be the first time in about 8 years that I won't be growing some kind of food, so it's a little weird to not have seedling trays on my kitchen counter right now, and I do get a little bummed out every time I find a seed catalog in my mailbox.  But last summer we started making weekly trips to the Corvallis farmers market, and I don't know, I guess I got variety envy.  One week, I found these amazing yellow romas and thought about canning some until I remembered that I had some 300 tomatoes hanging off my own plants at home.  I was already thinking about downsizing the garden when we made the decision to move, so the plan is to take the year off and spend more time thinking about what's in season than what's coming out of my garden and when.  Which explains the turnips and asparagus we had this week...<br /><br />And fear not, there will still be jam!  Outside of the plums, which were on the property, all the fruit either came from farmers market or the grower, so nothing will change there.  Except maybe the variety!]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=193</link>
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			<category>General</category>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 19:06:34 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Happy New Year 'n stuff...]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/galette.jpg" width="440" height="330" border="0" class="blogphoto" /><br />You should run to your kitchen and make this <a href="http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Apple-Galette-240607" target="_blank">apple galette</a> right away.  It's yummy, and quite easy - you know this must be true or I wouldn't have made it.  I add about 1/2 tsp sugar to the pastry dough, and because I never have lemons handy, I used that fantastic lemon oil Kate sent me instead of zest.  Oh, and I've made it with granny smiths as well as golden delicious apples.<br /><br />In other news, Tio Carlo bought us, er, the cats, one of <a href="http://www.perfectpetfeeder.com/" target="_blank">these</a> for xmas.  Chica hasn't yet decided if it's trying to feed her or kill her, and while Pablo accepts it, he is somewhat upset that his job as nom distribution supervisor has been outsourced to a machine.<br /><br />In other, other news, I have fallen in love with making my own pasta.  Which, of course, means I'll need more beta testers.  Anyone?]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=192</link>
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			<category>General</category>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 2 Jan 2009 19:16:44 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Holy Crap, these are good]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[Zucchini Muffins:<br /><img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/zmuffins.jpg" width="440" height="330" border="0" class="blogphoto" /><br />Seriously, go make <a href="http://www.elise.com/recipes/archives/007270zucchini_muffins.php" target="_blank">these</a> now.  Super easy, and no, you don't have to peel the zucchini.  You can also make <a href="http://www.elise.com/recipes/archives/001330zucchini_bread.php" target="_blank">bread</a>, but you have to pace in front of the oven longer.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=191</link>
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			<category>Fud</category>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 19:29:51 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[November, November...part II]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[Symphony outing #1 is done - Tchaikovsky Violin Concerto, awesome.  This weekend is trip #2 - Lauderdale Plays Gershwin.  Thomas Lauderdale, for those who don't know, is the pianist in the band Pink Martini.  I'm guessing you can probably figure out which one was my pick and which one was CR's.<br /><br />My small thanksgiving dinner has now turned into dinner for six.  On the upside, I finally get my veggie thanksgiving.  On the down side, the living room is buried in recipes and I have no idea what to make.  And that week is starting to fill up as not only do we have guests coming in from out of town, but someone got me Trail Blazers tix (v. Miami) for my birthday.  Speaking of which, that's over, 39 (for the first time!) is now official.  It's only been 2 days - so far so good.  I figure I have another 363 days to decide whether or not 39 will become a permanent thing. :)]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=190</link>
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			<category>General</category>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 15:45:35 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[McCain Wins]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[A couple weeks ago I started to wonder who would throw who under the bus first.  Would McCain lose and blame it on Palin, or would she immediately jump out to distance herself from McCain?  Looks like he won:<br /><br /><div class="quote"><a href="http://www.newsweek.com/id/167581" target="_blank">NEWSWEEK</a> has also learned that Palin's shopping spree at high-end department stores was more extensive than previously reported. While publicly supporting Palin, McCain's top advisers privately fumed at what they regarded as her outrageous profligacy. One senior aide said that Nicolle Wallace had told Palin to buy three suits for the convention and hire a stylist. But instead, the vice presidential nominee began buying for herself and her family—clothes and accessories from top stores such as Saks Fifth Avenue and Neiman Marcus. According to two knowledgeable sources, a vast majority of the clothes were bought by a wealthy donor, who was shocked when he got the bill. Palin also used low-level staffers to buy some of the clothes on their credit cards. The McCain campaign found out last week when the aides sought reimbursement. One aide estimated that she spent "tens of thousands" more than the reported $150,000, and that $20,000 to $40,000 went to buy clothes for her husband. Some articles of clothing have apparently been lost. An angry aide characterized the shopping spree as <strong>"Wasilla hillbillies looting Neiman Marcus from coast to coast,"</strong> and said the truth will eventually come out when the Republican Party audits its books.</div><br />Republicans = the party of petty politics.<br /><br />In other news, I'm proud to announce that my entire gene pool, and close friends, all went for Obama, including my brother, 34 and first time voter - and big props to our family friend Danny, 66, former Chicago Firefighter, also a first time voter.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=189</link>
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			<category>Politics</category>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 5 Nov 2008 10:45:19 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Vote]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<object width="440" height="356"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/o5G7yDiI4ZU&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/o5G7yDiI4ZU&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="440" height="356"></embed></object><br /><br />From my <a href="http://yeswecanholdbabies.wordpress.com/" target="_blank">most favoritist blog</a> in the world.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=188</link>
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			<category>Politics</category>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 3 Nov 2008 20:31:58 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Dont speak for me Sarah Palin]]></title>
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			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=187</link>
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			<category>Politics</category>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 2 Nov 2008 09:26:57 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[November, November...]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[November is always a busy month.  My birthday, both our Mother's birthdays - and that is always it's own special drama since they are 4 days apart, and Thanksgiving usually falls on one of them.  From one we get polish, catholic guilt, from the other those big sad eyes: oh, you're going to <i>her</i> house this year...Well, actually, no, I'm staying home this year.<br /><br />That aside, I have two symphonies to attend this month, a small Thanksgiving dinner to plan, and a little thing called election day this Tuesday.  You know what I realized today?  I was in the kitchen cleaning the dried oregano and I had to mute the TV because Palin was speaking and all I was doing was swearing at the TV.  Whenever John McCain is on TV I catch myself saying, stop calling me your friend you fucking asshole!  On one hand I just want this to be oooooover.  On the other hand, I agree with Bill Maher, this is the best election ever.<br /><br />The other thing I realized while cleaning the oregano is that Pablo thinks EVERY herb is catnip.  Furry little guy is a junkie...]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=186</link>
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			<category>General</category>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 1 Nov 2008 15:15:01 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Well, that was easy...]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[My fellow prisoners?<br /><br /><object width="440" height="356"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JYFm5kK4f1k&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JYFm5kK4f1k&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="440" height="356"></embed></object><br /><br />My friend, I would only be a prisoner if YOU were to become president.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=185</link>
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			<category>Politics</category>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 8 Oct 2008 14:13:03 CST</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[With the exception of a few determined maters, and of course the broccoli which doesn't mind the cold, everything ripe, sorta ripe, vaguely but not quite ripe, has been harvested.  And with that, the garden is closed for the year.  No winter garden for me as there is a likely probability we'll be moving to the Big City after the first of the year (I know, I know, we've been here before...) and it would break my heart to plant garlic and then have to leave it behind.  In all honesty though, I am kind of glad for the break.  At the beginning of the season I kept talking about how I'd EXPAND the garden next year, but after making enough tomato sauce to outlast a nuclear winter, I came to realize it was maybe a little bigger than I thought when I planted everything in the first place.  Which reminds me, I still have oregano and thyme to cut...<br /><br />In any case, the good news for you is no garden talk for a while.  The bad news for me is I have to find something else to talk about...]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=184</link>
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			<category>Garden</category>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 8 Oct 2008 14:06:22 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Pic of the day!]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[As Chris Matthews would say, "HA!"<br /><img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/partyover.jpg" width="440" height="330" border="0" class="blogphoto" /> <br />Hat Tip to whoever I stole this from at <a href="http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/9/4/184632/8994/865/586955" target="_blank" class="none">Kos</a>.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=183</link>
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			<category>Politics</category>
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			<title><![CDATA[One thing fun about Palin...]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[is reading the <a href="http://www.adn.com/" target="" onfocus="">Anchorage Daily News</a>.  The top story? <i>'Troopergate' inquiry lurks for Palin</i>.  The second? <i>Guide likely saved bear attack victim's life</i>.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=182</link>
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			<category>Politics</category>
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			<title><![CDATA[How to make fresh tomato sauce]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[1. Grow a metric shit ton of tomatoes.<br /><br />2. Suffer through three consecutive days of 100+ degree heat in an area of the US that is just simply not equipped for that kind of bullshit.<br /><br />3. Watch as 10% of your metric shit ton of tomatoes begin to turn red.<br /><br />4. Follow three consecutive days of 100+ degree heat with three consecutive days of motherfucking rain in an area of the US that IS equipped for that kind of bullshit, but doesn't necessarily welcome it this time of year.<br /><br />5. Watch as your red tomatoes begin to split because of too much motherfucking rain.<br /><br />6. Freak out.  Pull all red tomatoes from plants.<br /><br />7. Peel and seed tomatoes.  Chop and combine with olive oil, garlic, wine and basil.  Simmer for about 15 minutes.<br /><br />8.  Observe how 10% of a metric shit ton of tomatoes is reduced to about 32 ounces of tomato sauce.<br /><br />9.  Fill two whole pints with sauce.  Process at 11 pounds pressure for 15 minutes.  Hope the canner doesn't explode.<br /><br />10.  Serve with pasta.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=181</link>
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			<category>Fud</category>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 17:06:23 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Proof this!]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[Rustic Bread: Food Processor Edition v.1 is in the midst of its first rise, despite the fact that I thought I killed the yeast.  Instant yeast doesn't need to be proofed, silly.  I know that.  I even intended to use active dry (are you sensing a theme here?) but opened the fridge and grabbed the instant anyway.  That's some neural pathway shit I can't explain.<br /><br />The food processor method was actually faster than using a stand mixer, but also somewhat more pain-in-the-ass-ish and involved a level of guessing I wasn't too happy about.  So, we'll see how it goes.  You may get a not so great photo of a not so great loaf of bread here in the near future.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=180</link>
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			<category>Fud</category>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:19:18 CST</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[I was going to tackle Rustic Bread: Food Processor Edition today, mostly because I suffered an anxiety attack over the idea that anyone with a stand mixer probably already knows how to make bread.  And fuck if I'm gonna write by hand instructions because I don't knead by hand, and don't plan to start anytime soon; I'm not a cave woman.  In any case, I got sidetracked by backend updates and a much needed trip to the grocery store, and now it's after 3 PM which means with 2 rises it probably won't go into the oven til after 6...See?  This is how I wake up intending to do something and wind up somewhere else entirely.  But thankfully, I read Scientific American this morning, so I know it's probably <a href="http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=free-will-vs-programmed-brain" target="_blank">not my fault</a>.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=179</link>
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			<category>General</category>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 17:16:29 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[French Fud]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[Just finished <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Julie-Julia-Recipes-Apartment-Kitchen/dp/031610969X" target="_blank">Juile & Julia</a>; I think I gained 10 pounds just reading about all the butter.  Kind of makes me want to pick up a copy of Mastering the Art of French Cooking, except I'm guessing there are maybe 3 things I could eat among all those pages.  And heaven knows I couldn't pronounce any of them.<br /><br />Did I tell you I'm writing a cookbook?  Blame it on Kate, it's her fault.  But don't tell her I stalled - I accidentally bumped into my writer's block, which I apparently never got rid of the first time I bumped into it a decade ago.  I know, how sad is that - they're recipes.  How one gets befuddled writing instructions is, I'd like to think, a special skill.  Short bus special, maybe, but I'd rather be special than not.<br /><br />Ok, now I just feel guilty.  Back to work...]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=178</link>
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			<category>General</category>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 8 Aug 2008 18:51:55 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Particle Zoo!]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[I want them all!<br /><a href="http://www.particlezoo.net/shop.html" target="_blank" class="none"><img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/particlezoo.jpg" width="440" height="451" border="0" class="blogphoto" /></a>]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=177</link>
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			<category>General</category>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:18:11 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Kiddie Porn]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[maters:<br /><img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/kiddieporn_maters.jpg" width="440" height="346" border="0" class="blogphoto" /><br /><br />cucumber:<br /><img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/kiddieporn_cuke.jpg" width="440" height="346" border="0" class="blogphoto" /><br /><br />yeah, I have plums!:<br /><img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/kiddieporn_plums.jpg" width="440" height="346" border="0" class="blogphoto" /><br /><br />apples:<br /><img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/kiddieporn_apples.jpg" width="440" height="346" border="0" class="blogphoto" />]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=176</link>
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			<category>Garden</category>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 2 Jul 2008 19:24:18 CST</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/alliums.jpg" width="440" height="346" border="0" class="blogphoto" /><br />Those are some sad little shallots, but it's still a bit early.<br /><br />PS: Raspberry jam was made today.  Still waiting on blueberries (hang on Kate!)]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=175</link>
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			<category>Garden</category>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 18:46:41 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Mr. Gnome]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[contemplates the walla wallas...(and is happy to finally be in the sun)<br /><img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/gnome.jpg" width="440" height="346" border="0" class="blogphoto" />]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=174</link>
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			<category>Garden</category>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 8 Jun 2008 15:04:48 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[WTF, Earth?]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[Forecast for Northern Oregon Cascade Foothills: <strong>June 6, 2008</strong><br /><br />Showers...<strong>small hail possible</strong> in the afternoon.<br /><br />Hail?  My next door neighbor (read: over the fence gardening buddy) who has lived here far longer than me, and has a garden three times the size, informed me last month that this would be "the year without a summer."  Then about 2 weeks later, it almost hit 100 degrees.  Yeah, what does he know, right?<br /><br />Three days later the temperature dropped 40 degrees, and has rained, rained, rained every day since.  I'm not growing a garden out there, I'm making minestrone.  And now, apparently, I'm going to freeze it.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=173</link>
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			<category>Garden</category>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 6 Jun 2008 10:45:26 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Meow for change]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/cheekyobama.jpg" width="440" height="293" border="0" class="blogphoto" />]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=172</link>
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			<category>Politics</category>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 5 Jun 2008 14:11:22 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[And now, the time has come...]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/strawberries.jpg" width="440" height="330" border="0" class="blogphoto" /><br /><br />You know what I'm doing tomorrow!  I also have boysenberries, and will probably have blueberries, maybe next week?  Plum, apple and blackberry will have to wait til later in the season - though honestly, with the awfully stupid weather we've been having, I don't know if I'll even get plums this year.  That'll really bum me out, if that's the case, because the plum jam was my favorite of the bunch last year.<br /><br />If you haven't sent your jam jars back, there is still time.  I'm going to wait til all the jam is finished this year and send out packages then.  And if anyone has any special orders, now would be the time to let me know!]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=171</link>
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			<category>Garden</category>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 19:41:49 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[5 elle-truths]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[1. I believe in the universal interconnectedness of all things.<br /><br />2. I am greatly comforted by symmetry, and the color green.<br /><br />3. If anyone were insane enough to make a movie of my life, it would <i>have</i> to be a musical, and there would probably be tap dancing.<br /><br />4. I seem to be genetically predisposed to journey over destination.<br /><br />5. I am a danger to myself and others in a laboratory setting.  I am generally only a danger to myself in the kitchen.<br /><br />Bonus: I once had a premonition I would live to be 106.  I'm also uselessly psychic, so I don't worry about it much.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=170</link>
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			<category>General</category>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 14:29:10 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Bread hearts butter]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/butter.jpg" width="440" height="330" border="0" class="blogphoto" /><br /><br />Who knew?  I didn't.  Put heavy whipping cream in food processor.  Turn on.  Wait a couple minutes.  Hello butter.  Ok, you have to drain the buttermilk and "wash" it a couple times, but the whole process was much easier than I would have guessed.  Oh, and soooo yummy.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=169</link>
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			<category>General</category>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 7 May 2008 20:19:24 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Ciabatta, take one...]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/ciabatta.jpg" width="440" height="330" border="0" class="blogphoto" /><br /><br />Could have been "airier" but otherwise, B+ for a first try.  Made fantastic sandwiches!<br /><br />The recipe is from Reinhart's <i>The Bread Baker's Apprentice</i> which, in a weird way, reads like a chemistry lab book - so in that sense it was familiar.  Baking IS chemistry, just with a smaller periodic table!]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=168</link>
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			<category>General</category>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 2 May 2008 13:57:58 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Crack Baby]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/hummer08.jpg" width="440" height="231" border="0" class="blogphoto" />]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=167</link>
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			<category>Garden</category>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 18:23:20 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Flower Power]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[The cuke, she flowers:<br /><img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/cuke.jpg" width="440" height="330" border="0" class="blogphoto" /><br /><br />Now if it would just stop snowing and hailing and frosting and freezing so I could put her in the ground!  Or at least a pot!  I can't be flowering in a peat pot, that's just wrong.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=166</link>
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			<category>Garden</category>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:17:25 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Boom-De-A-Da]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/V5BxymuiAxQ&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/V5BxymuiAxQ&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />Oh, I fucking chuckle every time I see this!]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=165</link>
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			<category>General</category>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:48:24 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Yum...]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[From <a href="http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=160">this</a> to this in just a little over a month:<br /><br /><img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/maters.jpg" width="440" height="330" border="0" class="blogphoto" /><br /><br />In other news, I read a rumor that my strawberry place is open for the season, so there could be jam on the horizon.  Now would be a good time to return your jam jars from last year!<br /><br />In other, other, news, Safeway wrote back.  They were, like, helpful and shit.  Kinda freaked me out.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=164</link>
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			<category>Garden</category>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 19:01:01 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[I'm OLD.]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[I'm OLD.  I know this to be true because today, I wrote a letter to Safeway.  Yes, the grocery store (that's Dominick's to you Chicago folk out there).  You know where I get this shit from?  My grandfather.  In his day, the complaint letter was an art form, and he was a master.  The end result was that he got tons of free shit.  I got an automated reply.<br /><br />Lemme explain...as you may or may not know, last week (ish) I took off for an elle-cation.  Went to AZ to see the family, and hang out with the cousins, and then on to LA to see the Beesons.  I had a good time in AZ, especially my last night there where Uncle Bob's BBQ totally included cousins Elle-n-Kell ripping out a fan-fucking-tastic (or not) Copacabana, and Dad nearly sending a pool ball right thru the glass sliding doors.  (I'm sure somewhere in this blog I've discussed my gene pool and wine and how they don't mix all that well.)  In any case, while that was fun, the very last day of my trip was in fact the very best day of my trip, and that day was spent in LA with Super-mom, Super-chef, Kate Beeson.<br /><br />Kate rules, let's just state that.  I said, "a foodie weekend is fine with me" and a foodie weekend is what I got.  First: porn.  Some, like, wholesale food porn place where we oohed and ahed over funky pasta, lavender sugar, and pizza peels.  Oh, and teeny tiny chocolate chips.  Any thing you could possibly need, to cook any thing you could possibly think of, was somewhere in this store.  *Shiver*<br /><br />Next, we went to Whole Foods.  I vaguely remember Whole Foods from Chicago - now, I'd have to go to Portland just to find one.  (Salem is a sadder city than it should be.)  I certainly don't remember them being twice the size of an Ikea.  After we ran around the continent of Produce picking up all the goodies we'd need for dinner that night, Kate kept shopping, and I kind of just walked around in awe.  The olive bar alone nearly brought me to tears.  I couldn't even go near the cheese bar for fear I'd never leave.<br /><br />Last, of course, was dinner, where I chopped veggies and broke her sink, and she whipped up a feast with one hand while holding a baby in the other.  I washed dishes, and she was like, fuck it, I'll bake a cake.  And it was the greatest fucking cake, ever.<br /><br />I like to cook.  I'm not gonna lie and tell you I'm good at it, but I don't suck at it either.  I'm not nearly as good as Kate, even if she did fuck up the falafel.  And it used to be that I could drive 16 miles to my little Safeway (ok, passenger; CR does the driving) and find almost all the stuff I needed.  But last year they "remodeled" and while I did get a bigger selection of organic produce as a result, brand after brand disappears from their shelves, usually in favor of their brand.  I shit you not, the last time I was there they had TWO brands of canned tomatoes - Hunts and Safeway.  Two?  I can probably find more than two brands of anything at Circle K, that's just stupid.  Specialty pastas?  Gone.  Quality vinegars?  Gone.  Izze sodas?  Gone.  They barely even carry Boca and Garden Burgers any more.<br /><br />I went grocery shopping today and it had to be at least the 6th time in a row where I walked around the store (freezing my ass off!) looking for shit I USED to be able to buy there but no longer can.  The aggravation was compounded by the fact that I spent 20 minutes just looking for pine nuts because nobody there knew what they were.  You know, for pesto?  Oh, we have pesto.  No, no, no.....!  Then I walked to the bakery, knew I'd spend another 20 minutes trying to find pita, so I just asked.  Ah, pita...the pocket stuff, right?  Yes, dear, the pocket stuff.<br /><br />So yeah, I wrote a letter.  Cuz I'm old and cranky.  And in 4 days, someone from "customer service" will cut and paste a reply into an email and hit "send."  And I *still* won't be able to buy my Muir Glen tomatoes!<br /><br />Yeah, yeah, I know, time for my nap.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=163</link>
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			<category>General</category>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:35:42 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Let it snow...]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[It's funny that Wade posted <a href="http://www.theatomicaproject.com/blogs/entry.jsp?msgid=1206110332581" target="_blank">this</a> today cuz he's in IL and I'm in OR and when I looked out my window this morning, I saw EXACTLY the same thing.<br /><br />Yeah spring?<br /><br />In other news, assuming we don't get snowed in, beat by traffic, or trampled, CR and I will get to see Obama this evening in Eugene!  W00T!]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=162</link>
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			<category>General</category>
			<comments>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=162</comments>
			<pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:34:07 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[I am retarded]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[Tis true, I have brought our box to a grinding halt more than once over the last decade.  Crap code, stupid mistakes, once a bad include.  But today - hooboy - did I ever top myself.  This morning I somehow managed to lose an entire domain.  Seriously, it was like a click-shush of the mouse I didn't even realize I did and POOF!  Bye Bounte! It's back online now, but damn am I retarded!  That's it - no more FTP before coffee!]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=161</link>
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			<category>Positron</category>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:51:04 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[First Born]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/firstborn.jpg" width="440" height="330" border="0" class="blogphoto" /><br /><br />That's a mater in case you were curious.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=160</link>
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			<category>Garden</category>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 4 Mar 2008 19:20:42 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Welp...]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[Things never really work out the way you want them to.  Er, maybe I should say they rarely work out they way *I* want them to.   What was <i>supposed</i> to happen is that the new posiBLOG I've been working on since the begininng of the year would launch, then Callisto would be released, and we would move forward with the "new" posi.  What <i>actually</i> happened is that I released Callisto today, sans blog, cuz a blog needs bloggers and I don't seem to have any.<br /><br />So, here you go.  Enjoy - <a href="http://shop.positronrecords.com/products/product.php?pid=posi023" target="_blank">Callisto</a>]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=159</link>
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			<category>Positron</category>
			<comments>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=159</comments>
			<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 12:38:17 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Wishes CAN come true...]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[All together now: <a href="http://allhiphop.com/stories/news/archive/2008/02/18/19308089.aspx" target="_blank">awwwwww</a>]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=158</link>
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			<category>Positron</category>
			<comments>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=158</comments>
			<pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 13:25:53 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[I Rule!]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[You may remember that last February I went on a green streak - and one of the things I did was join our power company's "Blue Sky" program which offsets 100% of our electricity usage with renewable energy.  I got this from the power company the other day:<br /><br /><div class="quote">Your total 2007 Blue Sky purchase of renewable energy avoided the release of 8.97 tons of carbon dioxide into our air.  This represents environmental benefits equal to not driving 19,220.37 miles.</div><br />I've also been invited to their 4th annual wind farm tour.  How exciting!]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=157</link>
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			<category>General</category>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 8 Feb 2008 14:16:13 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Gravity Now Available!]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://shop.positronrecords.com/products/product.php?pid=posi022-1" target="blank" class="none"><img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/gravitybig.jpg" width="440" height="440" border="0" class="blogphoto" /></a>]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=156</link>
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			<category>Positron</category>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 7 Feb 2008 16:17:53 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Gravity Preview]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[Here you go:<br /><br /><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://cdn.last.fm/widgets/playlist/19.swf" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=7,0,0,0" width="184" height="200" ><param name="movie" value="http://cdn.last.fm/widgets/playlist/19.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="lfmMode=playlist&resourceType=10&resourceID=1979355&username=&title=Atomica%3A+Gravity&theme=black&autostart=&lang=en&widget_id=0a8fb38995a7097cc34675c56a8facd9" /> <param name="bgcolor" value="000000" /> <param name="quality" value="high" /> <param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /> <param name="allowNetworking" value="all" /> </object><br /><br />The single will be available tomorrow at shopPOSI for TWO WHOLE BUCKS.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=155</link>
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			<category>Positron</category>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 6 Feb 2008 13:19:23 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Super Tuesday!]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[Super Tuesday is like a holiday in this house, albeit a holiday only a true political junkie could enjoy.  No dinner, just finger foods, as the table will be covered in laptops as we obsessively refresh the pages on election return sites for 24 states (and 1 territory!).  We'll have two TVs set up so we can simultaneously yell at Wolf Blitzer AND Chris Matthews.  I'll have my calculator out running vote totals, yelling things like: HE'S UP 483 VOTES WITH 46% IN!  (Yes, I said HE and not SHE).  I'm sure wine will be drunk, though the amount might depend on the turn out, how late we have to stay up, and how many states are still too close to call with 98% reporting.  It could be a looong night.<br /><br />The predictions are insane.  Zogby has Obama up 13, SUSA has Hillary up 10 (edit: in CA).  Clearly someone is, ah, wrong.  The punditry has pretty much decided someone will either be the clear winner, or they won't - how helpful!  I have no idea what will happen, but I'm pretty sure the coverage here on the west coast begins at 3PM, so you know where I'll be the rest of the day!]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=154</link>
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			<category>Politics</category>
			<comments>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=154</comments>
			<pubDate>Tue, 5 Feb 2008 13:09:49 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Fuck Yeah!]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[I'm sitting here right now just rocking my ass off to the new Atomica single, <i>Gravity</i>.  I'm so excited to get this one up at shopPOSI!<br /><br />I'm uploading to last.fm and kPOSI today, so you'll be able to listen soon.  It should be available for download....maybe this week?]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=153</link>
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			<category>Positron</category>
			<comments>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=153</comments>
			<pubDate>Mon, 4 Feb 2008 18:58:05 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Sheesh!]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[I know, you've missed me desperately.  I've missed me too!  What a crazy month.  We lost one cat, freaked out over another, had a visitor for a week, celebrated an anniversary (13 years!) and are currently in the process of being buried alive by snow.  And in the midst of this I've been writing (and re-writing!) code for the new this, that, and other site.  New pr.com on the way, new shopPOSI, and various changes to some of the artist's sites.  Oh, and music too - new Atomica very, very soon, followed by new Micronaut, followed by more new Atomica.  Or something like that.  It's been a busy month.  What have you been up to?]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=152</link>
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			<category>General</category>
			<comments>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=152</comments>
			<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 14:42:41 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[RIP Fatty Randall]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[Erlenmeyer "Fatty" Randall<br />1995 - 2008<br /><br />Rest in peace little girl.  You will be missed.<br /><br /><img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/fatty.jpg" width="440" height="330" border="0" class="blogphoto" />]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=151</link>
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			<category>Positron</category>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 8 Jan 2008 19:08:06 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[POSI + 2008 = Digital]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[Yes, you read that correctly, Positron! Records is going entirely digital.<br /><br />I know some of you will be very unhappy with this news and for that I am sorry.  But I don't have to look long at the numbers to see that every year digital sales outpace CD sales, and the divide is only growing.  However, this isn't just about not selling CDs any more - this is about our entire relationship with music.<br /><br />Positron! has never been a label like labels are labels.  I've always had a more "do whatever you want" approach to things.  My mantra for the artist was always: make the record you want to make.  The problem with that is some artists want box sets and others want EPs.  I'm not kidding, IRM's original idea for their debut release was a 3CD box set.  And you know what?  If I had the money I TOTALLY would have done it.  But I didn't, so we had to compromise, which is why Axioms is more of a compilation than an album.  Wade, on the other hand, would prefer to release EPs, but it costs the same to press a CD with 3 songs as it does 10 songs, so from the perspective of the person who writes the check, albums are more cost effective than EPs.<br /><br />So, if I mean it when I say I want the best for my artists, then I need to cater to their creativity and not their output.  Because they are, after all, artists; creating is what they do.  And by going digital, they can write, record, master and release a song in a day if they want to.  They don't have to wait til they have 10 songs to make it more cost effective, they can release it at 4 songs if that's what they want.  Nor do they have to pare it down to 10 songs, they can release an album with 50 songs if they want.  They can create and release at whatever pace is comfortable for them.<br /><br />Trust me, if I'd thought this up earlier, you'd have new Amish Rake Fight by now.<br /><br />Ideally, for the customer, this means more new music, more often.  Not more often only because the artist might be creating smaller collections of songs, but surely, wouldn't you rather get 3-4 new songs every 3-4 months than have to wait a year between records?  No, I mean more often because no one has to wait for someone else's record to come out before theirs can.  No one has to wait for the label to juggle money.  The only time constraint on the label's end would be the time it took to upload the tracks.<br /><br />Also, you may not know this, but Positron! Records doesn't own shit.  So before you completely lament the demise of the posiCD, understand this: the artists own their own masters and thus can do whatever they want.  They can also profit from whatever they do.  So what begins its life as a series of downloadable EPs at shopPOSI, might at some point in the future turn into a box set on the artist's website, or CDs on tour.  And you'll know that buying it from them meant every dollar went into their pocket.<br /><br />So to begin our transition, all posiCDs are on sale at <a href="http://shop.positronrecords.com/music/" target="_blank">shopPOSI</a>.  Yes, if it comes with a free album download you still get one.  Yes, if it's in your download locker now it stays in your download locker.  As we sell out of CDs, the albums will become digital only.  Some of them are already sold out and already digital only.  And in about a month, we will have two brand new releases under this new system: Atomica's Grayscale and Micronaut's Callisto.<br /><br />I think many in the music biz today are watching and waiting and wondering what the "new way" will be.  Did Radiohead figure it out?  Did Madonna, Prince, NIN?  I think the new way is that everyone is going to have to find their own way.  What works for one artist is not going to work for another.  So Positron! going digital isn't a statement on how anything should be done, it's just the way I've chosen.  And if there's one thing you can say about posi, it's that it's always had its own way, so in that regard, nothing will change at all.<br /><br />UPDATE: CR talks more about audio fomats <a href="http://www.chrisrandall.net/blog/entry.jsp?msgid=1199491912509" target="_blank">here</a>.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=150</link>
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			<category>Positron</category>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 4 Jan 2008 17:39:26 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Happiness is...]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/seeds.jpg" width="440" height="330" border="0" class="blogphoto" />]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=149</link>
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			<category>Garden</category>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2007 18:24:53 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[These are a few of my favorist things...]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[Now playing on the soundtrack to my life:<br />Brian Eno: Another Day On Earth<br />Soundtrack: Code 46<br />Underworld: Oblivion With Bells<br />Radiohead: In Rainbows<br />Jive Council: Jive Council (pulled this one out from last century and forgot how awesome it was)<br />Monk & Coltrane at Carnegie Hall<br /><br />What are you listening to?]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=147</link>
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			<category>General</category>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:52:19 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[KITTY!!!]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/jackpot.jpg" width="440" height="330" border="0" class="blogphoto" /><br /><br />I found a kitten today, or maybe I should say she found me as that's how these things tend to work.  <br /><br />CR won't let me keep her.  Isn't he the meanest person on earth?  It's ok, I'm pretty sure she must belong to someone cuz she is in great shape, super friendly, and loves her some human.  We probably have a half dozen or so neighborhood cats that romp thru our yard and they all run like hell when they see us, but she ran right up to me and tried to jump in my lap.  So, when CR gets home from snowboarding, he'll take some better photos to post around town and we'll see if we can't find her family.  Though, don't get me wrong, I SO won't be disappointed if we don't.  Then I'd have to keep her, right?<br /><br />Edit:  Oops.  Further inspection reveals that SHE is actually a HE.  Aren't you glad I'm not your vet?<br /><br />Update:  His name is Shakespeare, and he belongs to Ike, the neighbor.  So really, I didn't find a stray at all, I just sorta catnapped the neighbors kitten.  Oh well, he'll always be Mr. Bits to us.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=146</link>
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			<category>General</category>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:37:40 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Sometimes, the jokes just write themselves]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[I couldn't make this shit up if I tried: <a href="http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5it8ZouIkjqtAfdRNVE1dV1rziCbAD8TG2R4O0" target="_blank">Gonzales Named Lawyer of the Year</a>]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=145</link>
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			<category>Politics</category>
			<comments>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=145</comments>
			<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2007 18:04:05 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Tis the season...]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[In 9 days we leave for my parent's house for Christmas.  We're driving.  Ok, I take that back: he's driving, and I'm passengering.  Whatever you call it, I'm not looking forward to it.  It's just mile after endless mile of Wal-Mart trucks and shit smell, and asshole after endless asshole under the mistaken impression that the left lane is his own personal highway.  And don't even get me started on Arizona drivers and their need to sustain velocities approaching Mach II.<br /><br />In any case, once I arrive, I have kitchen duty.  Mom's having 20 people for dinner.  I must supervise all kitchen activity cuz, well, mom + kitchens can sometimes = problems, especially when wine is involved.  It's Christmas.  Wine will be involved.<br /><br />All that said, I am excited about one thing: no one has Christmas spirit like my mom.  And NO, that doesn't mean she'll greet us in some green and red Christmas getup and have a stupid, giant, blow-up santa snow globe on her front lawn.  But she does decorate the house.  Top to bottom, inside and out.  And, I don't know - maybe you would think it's tacky, but to me, it's how Christmas is supposed to look.<br /><br />The other thing that is AWESOME about going to my parents house, for any reason, really, is that aside from two lost souls, one of whom claims to be reformed, we're all democrats and thus I can RANT AND RAVE all I want and people just cheer.  I even dropped a FUCK in front of my mom last time I was there, but it was in reference to Dick Cheney, so she was totally fine with it.  So that's a plus because most people have to avoid politics at family functions, but at my house, you can walk in the door wearing a FUCK BUSH shirt and someone will hand you a sandwich.<br /><br />Just make sure that whoever made it is sober.  It is Christmas, after all.]]></description> 
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			<category>General</category>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2007 21:55:52 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Perspective is everything]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/pavlov.gif" width="440" height="350" border="0" class="blogphoto" /><br /><br />Cartoon from <a href="http://www.markstivers.com/" target="_blank">markstivers.com</a> via <a href="http://www.seedmagazine.com/news/2007/12/seeds_daily_zeitgeist_1262007_1.php" target="_blank">Seed</a>]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=143</link>
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			<category>General</category>
			<comments>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=143</comments>
			<pubDate>Thu, 6 Dec 2007 11:36:36 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[How NOT to get your demo heard]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[I got a demo in the mail today.  I'm somewhat visual in that if something catches my eye, it catches my attention.  While it's not the end of the world that your demo doesn't look like you dropped $1000 at Disc Makers, if it DOES, all the better.  This demo looked great.  Nothing too particularly fancy, just a simple slim jewel case, but the insert and on disc printing were very well done.  Enough so that I picked it up and said: wow, this is pretty nice, I should give this a listen.<br /><br />But then I read the cover letter.  I won't reprint it here, but the poor fellow spent about 3 paragraphs telling me why I shouldn't listen to his demo.  It was just one confidence lacking sentence after another.  In between the lines it screamed: I DON'T REALLY TAKE MYSELF SERIOUSLY.  And if that's the sense I get from you, why should I take your demo seriously?<br /><br />The point of a demo package is to actuate.  You WANT to be the outside force that causes me, or whoever, to change direction and head for the CD player - which is almost exactly how it happened with Bounte.  The package looked great, he didn't look like a serial killer (that's an inside joke), and he told us a little bit about himself, what he did, and what he wanted to accomplish.  The package said: I'm serious and I believe in myself.  In the player it went, and I think CR contacted him later that day, or maybe the next day.  But this one?  It sent me to my blog.  So in the end, yes, it did spur me to action - just not the one he was probably hoping for.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=142</link>
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			<category>Positron</category>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 5 Dec 2007 19:32:56 CST</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[So I know that you have all been excessively worried that my lack of posting meant that I did not survive Thanksgiving.  Breathe a sigh of relief, dear friends, I fucking KILLED.  Ok, I fucked the pear tart up the first time around, but the second time it turned out great.  So all in all it was a success, and it only took about 3 days to finish all the dishes.<br /><br />In other news, went to see Chemlab last night, but alas I am old and it was, like, a 32 band bill, and I pooped out about 3 songs into USSA.  Plus the club was maybe 2 degrees above absolute zero and I was freezing my ASS off - and if you know me, you know I don't have a hell of a lot of ass to loose in the first place.  So the end result is that I did not actually SEE Chemlab, though I did see Jared and Eric and Wade and Jason, so on and so forth.  It was kinda like a High School reunion minus the stupidity of High School.  All and all a good night despite the fact that I can't seem to stay up past midnight any longer.  At least not without excessive amounts of coffee.  I know, I suck.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=141</link>
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			<category>General</category>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 14:54:06 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[You might be a redneck...]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[Today CR bought me a bale of hay to mulch the garlic I planted this morning, and a blue tarp to cover the unused hay.  He then informed me that owning both made me a redneck.<br /><br />So there you have it.  I guess now all I need to do is park a dead car on the front lawn and acquire about 15 more cats.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=139</link>
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			<category>Garden</category>
			<comments>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=139</comments>
			<pubDate>Fri, 9 Nov 2007 18:03:05 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Giving Thanks...]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[The problem with living a few miles away from your mother-in-law is that you are only a few miles away from your mother-in-law.  Don't get me wrong, my mother-in-law is great, but CR's is better, if for no other reason than she lives a few states away.  But she also doesn't make him do shit, like host Thanksgiving.<br /><br />You might remember that I hosted Thanksgiving last year.  Er, at least that was the plan.  But at the last minute, grandma-in-law decided she would host and everyone blew me off.  So this year I didn't even bother.  Then mother-in-law decided she wanted to do it, but she also decided she didn't have enough room, so she kindly informed me she would host it at my house - except she only going to do the turkey, and I can do the rest.  How nice!<br /><br />Except, here's the thing: I'm a vegetarian.  If you want to have Thanksgiving at the vegetarian's house, it should be a vegetarian Thanksgiving, no?  That's how I feel.  When I go to the meat eater's house for Thanksgiving I have to eat the blue "fruit salad" (don't ask) and if I'm lucky there might be some mashed potatoes on the table.  I never complain.  It's one meal, I'm not going to starve to death.<br /><br />Anyway, I offered to buy the turkey cuz I figured if there's gonna be a bird in my oven it should at least be organic and not some chemically treated fowl.  But now I'm kind of torn on whether or not I want to.  I'll have 6 people for dinner, 5 eat meat, and I already said I'd do it - so I guess it would be rather schmucky of me to change my mind.  But on the other hand, I'm somewhat pissed off at myself that I didn't stand my ground in the first place.  I could have just said NO but I seem to have a serious problem with that word - which is generally how I wind up doing shit I don't want to do in the first place.<br /><br />My birthday is tomorrow.  I'm not really good with the New Year's resolutions, but maybe I can make one for my birthday.  Practice saying NO.  To everything.  Just for the fuck of it.<br /><br />In any case, the one upside to all of this is that Thanksgiving will give me the opportunity to give my new Shun Knives a serious workout.  Of course the probability also exists that I'll loose a finger in the process.  Those fuckers are SHARP.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=138</link>
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			<category>General</category>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 7 Nov 2007 13:51:04 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Winter Garden]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[This week I ripped all that was dead and dying out of the garden.  In the process I found a couple of decent sized carrots (yum), a few mutant green beans (eww), and one GIANT tomato that the garden critters had clearly claimed as their own.<br /><br />The plan was to "winterize" the garden - rip everything up, mulch, and let it sit over the winter.  But winter is a relative thing out here.  It never really freezes, annuals behave like perennials, and even among the brown there is still much green.  Winter just vaguely visits; it might spend a night or two, but it never really moves in.<br /><br />That said, I started thinking about garlic.  Now would be a really good time to get it in the ground.  So, you know, I could just plant a third of the garden and mulch the rest.  I have to dig a new spot for the tomatoes next year anyway...<br /><br />So yes, garlic is ordered.  And while I was there adding to cart I stumbled across hairy vetch.  It's a cover crop that just POURS nitrogen into the soil and leafy things love their nitro.  In the spring you just turn it into the ground and plant.  Er, at least that's how it's supposed to go.  So that got ordered too.  <br /><br />I've got a busy week this week!  Nadja tomorrow, old on Thursday, and I should have garlic and vetch to plant before the end of the week.  I know, I know - you thought you were free of crappy garden photos for at least a few months, and here I go planting shit again.  Sorry!]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=137</link>
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			<category>Garden</category>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 4 Nov 2007 16:08:38 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[I am geek]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/geek.jpg" width="440" height="249" border="0" class="blogphoto" /><br /><br />I bought myself this bracelet from Etsy the other day.  It spells GEEK in amino acids.  I almost don't want to share the <a href="http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5165490" target="_blank">link</a> cuz I pretty much want to buy everything else she has - so I'll just say stay away from the Ethanol stuff and I won't have to hunt you down and steal it.<br /><br />(I really wanted the quark ring, but it was too small.)<br /><br />Thanks to Mrs. ARF for sending me the link]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Sat, 27 Oct 2007 20:42:09 CST</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[I got an early birthday present today - CR is taking me to see <a href="http://nadjasalernosonnenberg.com/" target="_blank">Nadja Salerno-Sonnenberg</a> play with the Oregon Symphony on November 5th!  I am a lucky girl!]]></description> 
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			<title><![CDATA[Small Town Life...]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<strong>Plus:</strong> Our local Post Office is currently getting a face lift.  They got construction going on all over the place, and today it knocked out their ability to process debit/credit cards.  Did they close?  No.  Did they ask you to pay in cash?  No.  They wrote down what you owed on a little envelope and asked you to come back and pay later.  Love it!<br /><br /><strong>Minus:</strong> Circle K is the hotbed of weekend entertainment.  I don't mean, like, cool shit goes down at the Circle K, I mean that's where you park your pickup, drink your beer, and maybe meet your future mate.  Hell, for all I know, they may even procreate there.  What I do know for certain is that's were you go to get drunk and start fights.  I got back from LA on Saturday and we pulled into town around 9PM - already they were fucked up.  In the city, we didn't even leave the house til 10PM, so this whole wasted and passed out on the sidewalk at 9PM thing is pretty weak if you ask me.  Then we caught two fucktards fighting on the corner and one almost pushed the other in front of our moving vehicle.  Of course, the speed limit in town is only 25 so I guess we couldn't have fucked him up too bad had we hit him.  Not that I'd have felt bad about it either.  Retards.  Fucking retards!  It's bad enough you can't hold your BEER, but you got fucked up at the CIRCLE K.  Have some fucking self respect!]]></description> 
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			<description><![CDATA[Note to CNN:  I fucking despise you.<br /><br />Fox News is faux news, and in this they are authentic.  They are true to themselves in that they never deviate from the bullshit and lies.  They are determined to be false, and they succeed with great effect.  If you watch and believe, that's your problem.<br /><br />MSNBC just plain sucks.  Seriously, it's the retard news channel.  Keith Olbermann is good, but should thank Jon Stewart every night before signing off.  Chris Matthews is a drunk Irish frat boy.  This is the channel that hired Rita Crosby.  This is the channel that made Dan Abrams a general manager.  Dan Abrams shouldn't have been given the job of sweeping the floors.  And the gaggle of idiots they have in on the morning makes you throw up in your mouth a little bit.  (I will give them a +1 for David Shuster.  His mouth moves funny when he talks, but he's got spunk.)<br /><br />CNN, at one point, was a REAL NEWS CHANNEL that delivered REAL NEWS.  I remember coming home from class during Iraq v.1 and listening to Bernard Shaw, Peter Arnett and John Holliman report from beneath their bed as bombs fell on Baghdad.  But now?  Now they have become a parody of themselves.  They have the audacity to call themselves "the most trusted name in news" while simultaneously providing Glenn Beck and Nancy Grace with paychecks.  Wolf Blitzer is INSANE.  Lou Dobbs is a raging, maniacal, racist.  And Rick Sanchez?  OMFG.  The only good thing he ever did was get tased.<br /><br />I have been threatening to remove CNN from my satellite guide for months now, but I can't bring myself to watch MSNBC, and for however bad CNN is, a girl still needs her news, ya know?  I can't help it, I'm an addict.  But the morning Al Gore won the Nobel clinched it for me.  I flip on CNN and what do I see?  They are interviewing a "republican strategist" who is claiming he shouldn't have won because (A) global warming isn't really true and (B) his movie is full of lies.  If you're going to bring on a talking head to be an expert on something, shouldn't they actually be an expert in it?  If you really want to cover the angle that global warming is bullshit, shouldn't you interview a scientist and not a republican?<br /><br />Fox NEVER reported the news, and MSNBC doesn't know HOW to report the news.  I despise CNN because at one point in time they actually DID report the news, and now they actively and purposely CHOOSE not to do so.  It is not simply a matter of being lazy, they actually choose to promote bullshit over the truth.  When the time came to make the decision as to how they would follow the almighty dollar, they chose to give up news in favor of copying a fake news channel.  It's almost as if they were the only people that didn't realize it was fake.<br /><br />And so I've come to realize that in this weird world we now live in, CNN has become the "daily" show, while Jon Stewart has replaced them as The Most Trusted Name In News.]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Sun, 14 Oct 2007 17:09:25 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Oops.]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[I was verbally disciplined yesterday for not updating my blog on a more regular basis.  Sorry, it's been a busy couple weeks.  I've got 2 sites I'm working on, another couple in my head, and I'm leaving for LA again tomorrow morning.  I'm flying this time.  I'm really no bigger fan of flying than when I stopped doing it over a decade ago, it's just that now that I'm on the west coast, all these flights are so short it's kinda stupid to get all anxious over them.  Which is not to say I don't, but it's a short anxiety attack.<br /><br />In other news, I'm sorry to say that garden updates and pictures of sad little carrots and big red maters are over for the season.  The garden is now sad, cold, brown.  It was a lot of fun, and a lot of work, and I'm already scheming for next year.  I should have plenty of jam to last til then.  And marinara.  And maybe even beans!]]></description> 
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			<title><![CDATA[Kate Popped]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[As many of you probably know, Mark Beeson has been the official "web dude" for all things SMG/POSI for well over a decade.  He has geek credentials a googol long.  So I found it a bit surprising yesterday when it was his WIFE who BLOGGED from her PHONE while in LABOR to update us all on Mina's impending arrival.  So now we know where the kid will get her geekness from.<br /><br />Their little libra arrived yesterday at 6:53 PM, and from what I understand, she's already as tall as Mark.<br /><br />Welcome to Earth Mina!]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Wed, 26 Sep 2007 13:00:57 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Today's Harvest]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[Look at all those tomatoes!  And look at that sad, sad, little carrot!<br /><img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/harvest.jpg" width="440" height="293" border="0" class="blogphoto" /><br /><br />In other news, I want my own Jessica:<br /><object width="440" height="362"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/G3NueKXS6dk"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/G3NueKXS6dk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="440" height="362"></embed></object><br /><br />In other, OTHER news, LA was great!  Great show, great food, great friends, and Kate didn't pop!]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2007 16:42:53 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Vacating...]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[I'm off to SF and LA til the 10th for sun, fun and Underworld.  And it's very possible that my friend Kate might pop while I'm there.  (She's preggers, in case you couldn't figure that out.)<br /><br />So naturally, the week I decide to go out of town is the week the maters decide to turn red.  Bitches!  It's fucking September!]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Wed, 5 Sep 2007 23:26:05 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[My First Mater!]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/mater1.jpg" width="440" height="293" border="0" class="blogphoto" /><br /><br />About fucking time!]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Sat, 25 Aug 2007 18:25:17 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Dog Daze...]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[Today is the annual Mill City Dog Daze whereupon everyone puts their shit out on their front lawn and sells it to their neighbors.  We did not put shit out, but we did get up bright and early to go "shopping."  CR is always hopeful that he will stumble upon a $5 Prophet 5, but alas, no luck.  I, however, scored big.  <br /><br />First, I got a giant General Fireproofing desk for $20.  It needs work, but the desk itself is in great shape.  CR hates it though cuz he had to move it and it weighs, like, 4000 lbs.  I'd post a pic, but he had to take all the drawers out to move it and it's still in pieces right now.<br /><br />Second, for TWO WHOLE DOLLARS, I got the entire 1971 Betty Crocker Recipe Card Library.  It was worth EVERY PENNY.  You would not believe some of these recipes.  And the photos?  All I can say is food photography has come a long ass way in almost 40 years.<br /><br />The library is split into 20-some categories.  Some make sense, like, "American Classics," and "Budget Casseroles," but the one that caught my eye and made me go Qua? was: "Men's Favorites."<br /><br />Oh yes, I will share.  Card #2:<br clear="all" /><br /><img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/manpleasing.jpg" width="289" height="360" border="0" /><br /><br />Yes, you read that right, MAN PLEASING APPETIZERS.  And here all along, I thought it was boobs.  No, as it turns out, it's two things - one called POW! and the other, called Rumaki, neither of which I have ever heard of before.  But oh how tasty.  POW! includes condensed beef broth, horseradish and dill weed, while Rumaki is made with chicken livers, water chestnuts, bacon and brown sugar.  Yum!<br /><br /><br clear="all" /><br />Next up, from the "Snacks Around The Clock" category we have Card #15:<br clear="all" /><br /><img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/supersandwich.jpg" width="289" height="360" border="0" /><br /><br />The Super Sandwiches include the Beef-Egg Sandwich, The Frank-Sauerkraut Sandwich and, wait for it, the Peanut-Bacon-Pickle Sandwich.  To be perfectly honest with you, I'm not sure which sandwich is pictured on the card.  Don't let the pickle fool you, because the Peanut-Bacon-Pickle Sandwich uses pickle relish, not pickles.<br /><br />I don't think even Elvis ate that shit.<br /><br /><br clear="all" /><br />Last but not least, from the "Seasonal Favorites - Spring" category comes Card #5:<br clear="all" /><br /><img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/limedelight.jpg" width="289" height="360" border="0" /><br /><br />Lime Ribbon Delight, my ass.  I dare you to find even one thing delightful in that photo.  It's no wonder 2/3rds of the population wasn't overweight or obese in 1971, the food looked disgusting.<br /><br />There are easily 500 cards in this box and I have to yet to find one that makes me say, "that looks tasty!"  So if you happen to be in the mood for something truly disgusting, let me know cuz I probably have the recipe!]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Sat, 18 Aug 2007 19:28:43 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[My how my garden grows (and ps: more jam)]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[Remember <a href="http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=106">this</a>?<br /><br />Well, it looks like this now:<br /><img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/garden081107.jpg" width="440" height="518" border="0" class="blogphoto" /><br /><br />I know, I know, it's hard to tell the garden from the surrounding grass (and weeds), but I guarantee you that giant mound of green in the background are some out of control tomatoes.  And no, those little fuckers are still not red.<br /><br />In other news...<br /><img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/plums.jpg" width="440" height="293" border="0" class="blogphoto" /><br /><br />...it turns out we have a plum tree.  I think I knew this the first summer we were here as we got a few tiny plums, but I don't recall getting any last year.  This year, however, it's giving the apple tree a run for it's money.  So, of course, plum jam was made today.  Apple butter is tomorrow.  Who loves me?]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Sat, 11 Aug 2007 20:06:46 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Not so beastly]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.analogindustries.com" target="_blank" class="none"><img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/ai.jpg" width="440" height="310" border="0" class="blogphoto" /></a><br /><br />As you can see, I've been a busy little bee this summer.  You might even see a new posi site...someday.  Sorry, I'm not really ready to commit to a time frame on that one yet.  Posi always takes the longest because I have to please myself, and well, that's nearly impossible!]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Wed, 8 Aug 2007 17:06:34 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[I have beans!]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/beans.jpg" width="440" height="340" border="0" class="blogphoto" /><br /><br />Grean beans are one of my most favorite veggies on planet earth, but this is the very first time I've ever tried to grow them.  They got off to a rocky start as every time one would sprout one of our resident starlings would fly over and chop it's head off - until, that is, I discovered garden netting.  Now I have 4 rather large plants giving up all kinds of beans.<br /><br />Now if I could just have a tomato!!!  Turn red, damnit!  Turn red!]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2007 15:53:50 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Dell Kinda Sucks]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[I've never bought anything from Dell before.  Actually, I still haven't, but CR did buy me a new laptop this month.  I say "month" cuz that's about how long it took to arrive.  He ordered it, maybe, the 2nd or 3rd of July, and it was supposed to ship on the 18th, but on the 19th they called to say it had been backordered.  What's up, Dell, you don't have, like, COMPUTERS to tell you what you do and don't have in stock?  In any case, I got my laptop yesterday, but he also ordered me a laptop bag which never shipped, and they called today to say they'd cancelled the order.  Hey, at least they called, right?  I supposed I could call that a plus.<br /><br />Now, call me crazy, but I run an ITSY BITSY company, and for the most part, I can keep track of my stock on hand such that if I don't have something, it doesn't appear in my store - so why is it that a MAJOR RETAILER will sell me something they don't even have in stock?  I know, I know, you're thinking, but Elle, you don't have all that much stock to keep track off.  True, but I don't personally do it - it's a little hooha I wrote into the shopPOSI code - it just happens.  It's not like it was hard - it was just, you know, subtraction.  I'm guessing that Dell's backend is, like, sophisticated, compared to mine - so how about we pay a little attention to inventory, dudes?<br /><br />Anyway, all that aside, the laptop is VERY nice and surprisingly, I didn't have to spend hours removing AOL and Earthlink crap.  But I'm pretty sure me and Dell are over in terms of any new purchases.  Even if I am kinda drooling over the idea of having a color laser printer...]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2007 13:59:40 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Mr. Poopyface]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[Some people find the Virgin Mary on their toast.  I get Mr. Poopyface in my sink:<br /><img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/poopyface.jpg" width="440" height="330" border="0" class="blogphoto" />]]></description> 
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			<title><![CDATA[More Hugo]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[I was out picking lettuce today when I stumbled upon Hugo hanging out in the butter crunch:<br /><img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/hugo.jpg" width="440" height="317" border="0" class="blogphoto" /><br /><br />He's just chillin.  I don't know why I'm so tickled by this; if it were a BUG this size I'd be all ewwwwwww.  In fact, I found a dead beetle about his size on the side of the garden just the other day and made <i>exactly</i> that noise.<br /><br />I wonder what Hugo thinks of my garden.  Obviously he's not just passing through.  Is it like, any port in a storm, or does he think he's hit the jackpot?<br /><br />In any case, now I have to take special care when I pick my lettuce and wash it lest I might find a very frozen little Hugo in the fridge one day.  That would be devastating!<br /><br />PS: Thanks to CR for snapping the photo.]]></description> 
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			<title><![CDATA[Ribbit, Ribbit!]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[So I'm working in the garden yesterday when I notice this little green thing hopping among the lettuce.  At first I thought it was some kind of beetle, but then it hopped again and I was like, no fucking way!  Meet Hugo, the teeniest, tiniest frog I have ever had the pleasure of meeting:<br /><img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/froggy.jpg" width="440" height="396" border="0" class="blogphoto" /><br />As you can see, he's kind of camera shy.<br /><br />In other news, I will soon have maters:<br /><img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/julymaters.jpg" width="440" height="350" border="0" class="blogphoto" /><br /><br />And the sunflowers have started to open up!<br /><img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/sunflower.jpg" width="440" height="293" border="0" class="blogphoto" /><br /><br />I've also got apples falling off the tree, but they're still pretty small, so I'll do a test batch of applesauce tonight to see how close we are to canning.]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2007 11:17:42 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Go Michael!]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hJL1ax4KdoY"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hJL1ax4KdoY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br />Michael Moore fact checks Sanjay Gupta <a href="http://www.michaelmoore.com/sicko/news/article.php?id=10017" target="_blank">here</a>.]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2007 11:46:04 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Mutt of the Year]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/mutt.jpg" width="440" height="621" border="0" class="blogphoto" /><br /><br />Poor <a href="http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=113">Krystal</a>.  I think the paper has it out for her.]]></description> 
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			<title><![CDATA[Happy Birfday Merica!]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/M789kRvbziM"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/M789kRvbziM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br />And here are the lyrics, so you can sing along:<br /><br /><strong><u>Let The Eagle Soar</u></strong><br />This eagle's place is in the sky<br />She's still got a lot of flying to do<br />You can see it in her eye<br />Though she's cried a bit<br />For what we've put her though<br />She's soared above the lifted lamp<br />That guards sweet freedom's door<br />In the dews, the damps, the watchfires<br />Of a nation torn by war<br /><br />Oh, she's far too young to die<br />You can see it in her eye<br />She's not yet begun to fly<br />It's time to let the mighty eagle soar once more<br /><br />Let the eagle soar<br />Like she's never soared before<br />From rocky coast to golden shore<br />Let the mighty eagle soar<br />Soar with healing in her wings<br />As the land beneath her sings<br />Only God no other kings<br />Let the mighty eagle soar<br /><br />This country's far too young to die<br />We've still got a lot of climbing to do<br />And we, we can make it if we try<br />Built by toils and struggles<br />God has led us through<br />We've fought for freedom dear<br />both here and on the distant shore<br />Paid a price a sacrifice<br />A price you can't ignore<br /><br />Oh, we're far too young to die<br />We can make it if we try<br />We've not yet begun to fly<br />It's time to let the mighty eagle soar once more<br /><br />Let the eagle soar<br />Like she's never soared before<br />From rocky coast to golden shore<br />Let the mighty eagle soar<br />Soar with healing in her wings<br />As the land beneath her sings<br />Only God no other kings<br />Let the mighty eagle soar]]></description> 
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			<category>General</category>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 4 Jul 2007 09:58:12 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[I heart John Edwards]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://electioncentral.tpmcafe.com/blog/electioncentral/2007/jul/02/john_edwards_george_bush_and_his_cronies_think_they_are_above_the_law" target="_blank">John Edwards</a> on the Libby commutation:<br /><br /><div class="quote">Only a president <strong>clinically incapable of understanding that mistakes have consequences</strong> could take the action he did today.</div><br />Is is me, or is that just a fancy way of saying he's retarded?]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=116</link>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 2 Jul 2007 20:09:43 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[The beast is done!]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.audiodamage.com" target="_blank" class="none"><img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/ad.jpg" width="440" height="260" border="0" class="blogphoto" /></a><br /><br />Well that only took, like, a year!]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=115</link>
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			<category>General</category>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2007 15:09:20 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Jam!]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/jam.jpg" width="440" height="275" border="0" class="blogphoto" /><br /><br />First batch of jam is done!  Second batch will start here in a few hours.  Now's the time to ask yourself, are you on my nice list, or my naughty one?<br /><br />And yes, that's a periodic table in the background.  What, you don't have one in your kitchen?]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=114</link>
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			<category>Garden</category>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2007 11:39:34 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Mill City Moose]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[Oh how I love our small town paper:<br /><br /><img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/moose.jpg" width="440" height="830" border="0" class="blogphoto" /><br /><br />I am SO going to hell.  Sorry "Princes Krystal."  Really, I am.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=113</link>
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			<category>General</category>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2007 16:24:30 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Attila The Hum]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/hummer.jpg" width="440" height="320" border="0" class="blogphoto" /><br /><br />I can't actually be certain that <i>is</i> Atilla as (A) CR took the photo and (B) now that we have a <strike>crack</strike> hummingbird feeder we seem to have an infinite number of <strike>crack babies</strike> humming birds.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=112</link>
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			<category>Garden</category>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2007 20:23:33 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Oh Jesus...]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.galluppoll.com/content/?ci=27847" target="_blank" onfocus="">Literally!</a><br /><br /><div class="quote">The majority of Republicans in the United States do not believe the theory of evolution is true and do not believe that humans evolved over millions of years from less advanced forms of life. This suggests that when three Republican presidential candidates at a May debate stated they did not believe in evolution, they were generally in sync with the bulk of the rank-and-file Republicans whose nomination they are seeking to obtain. <br /><br />Independents and Democrats are more likely than Republicans to believe in the theory of evolution. But even among non-Republicans there appears to be a significant minority who doubt that evolution adequately explains where humans came from.</div><br />Then again, I suppose you could make the argument that if people still believe in creationism we haven't really evolved at all.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=111</link>
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			<category>General</category>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2007 13:02:46 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Now here's something organic for ya]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[The first harvest of the season:<br /><br /><img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/lettuce.jpg" width="440" height="500" border="0" class="blogphoto" /><br /><br />And a dressing to go with it:<br /><br /><strong>Honey Red-Wine Vinaigrette</strong><br /><br />1/3 cup red wine vinegar<br />1 tsp soy sauce<br />3-4 cloves garlic<br />1 Tbsp lemon juice<br />1/4 tsp salt<br />5-6 grinds black pepper<br />2/3 cup extra virgin olive oil<br />2-3 Tbsp honey<br /><br />Combine vinegar, tamari, garlic, lemon juice, salt, and pepper (you can also add fresh herbs) in a food processor.  Start the machine and gradually drizzle in the oil.  Add the honey and process again.  Chill and shake well before serving.<br /><br />(from passionate vegetarian)]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=110</link>
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			<category>Garden</category>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2007 19:27:14 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Organic, Smorganic...]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/organic.gif" width="220" height="220" class="blogphotosm2" />So, maybe you heard about this <a href="http://dontmesswithourchocolate.guittard.com/" target="_blank">chocolate thing</a>.  I'm given to understand it takes a loooong time for these things to actually change, but as it stands the FDA has proposed changing the "definition" of chocolate.  Basically what it boils down to is that it is significantly cheaper to make fake chocolate with vegetable oil than it is to make real chocolate with cocoa butter, but if the FDA doesn't change the definition, then manufacturers can't call their product chocolate.  In other words, they want to make a cheaper, inferior product, (and probably charge you the same amount for it) but they don't want you to know they did it.<br /><br />Now, <a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/front/la-fi-organic9jun09,1,1653705.story?page=1&coll=la-headlines-frontpage&ctrack=2&cset=true" target="_blank">the USDA wants to "relax" standards for organic foods</a> by allowing 38 non-organic spices, colorings and other ingredients to be included, while still calling the food "organic."<br /><br />According the Organic Trade Association, organic food sales have more than doubled in the last five years.  Sales last year were $16.9 billion.  Manufacturers want to get on the organic bandwagon, but as is the corporate way, why actually make organic products when it's so much easier to get the USDA to simply redefine what organic is?<br /><br />You want an example?  Sales of organic beer have grown faster than organic food.  The problem is, hops are not considered organic. Anheuser-Busch's Wild Hop Lager "uses hops grown with chemical fertilizers and sprayed with pesticides."  Now, take a look at the <a href="http://www.wildhoplager.com/main.html" target="_blank">label</a>.  And I love that little USDA ORGANIC seal at the bottom of the page.<br /><br />Here's why it drive me insane.  I want the motherfucking choice.  I am willing to drive farther and pay more for quality, organic food.  What I don't want is relaxed standards that make it harder for me to find that food while making it easier for food manufacturers to slap an organic food label on their product when it is, in fact, not organic.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=109</link>
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			<category>General</category>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 9 Jun 2007 12:21:18 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Raise your hand if you're sure...]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/debate.jpg" width="440" height="261" border="0" class="blogphoto" /><br /><br />I haven't really been paying attention to the debates, but WTF is up with these "raise your hand if you agree" questions?  That might be appropriate for polling a class of 3rd graders, but in terms of a debate the "answer" imparts no information whatsoever.  It's bad enough the participants only get a nanosecond to answer a question, which basically forces them to spin; every policy, every idea, condensed to 10 words or less, the catchier the better.  The debates aren't for the candidates, they are for the voters, you know, sort of like a job interview with the American people?  Exactly what can we learn from any given candidate in a minute or so, especially when the debate format is reduced to "raise your hand if you have to pee" type questions.<br /><br />But like I said, I haven't really been paying attention.  I can't because too much CNN or MSNBC makes me throw up in my mouth a little.  Too much is like, 3 or so minutes of Wolf Blitzer, or accidentally landing on MSNBC and seeing Tucker Carlson's face.  MSNBC, I think, is really just awful, and CNN has become a parody of itself.  And the other one, the faux, one, please - that shit isn't even allowed in this house.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=108</link>
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			<category>Politics</category>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 6 Jun 2007 09:48:46 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Ain't that the truth...]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<div class="quote">"I'd put my money on the sun and solar energy. What a source of power! I hope we don't have to wait until oil and coal run out before we tackle that."<br /><br />-- Thomas Edison, 1931 </div><br />Via <a href="http://www.sierraclub.org/compass/2007/05/aarp-legacy-issue.asp" target="_blank">Sierra Club</a>]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=107</link>
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			<category>General</category>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 3 Jun 2007 17:54:52 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[You Poor Things]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[...will be subjected to crappy photos of my garden all summer.<br /><br /><img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/garden053107.jpg" width="440" height="321" border="0" class="blogphoto" /><br /><br />I've got all that netting in the center because some <i>creature</i> keeps decapitating my beans.<br /><br />So far I've got maters, basil, lettuce, spinach (which is not happy with the weather), carrots and bean, as in, one.  Next up, peppers and eggplant.  Corn gets it's own bed on the other side of the house.<br /><br />I was just telling my friend Meg the other day that I'm so attached to these little plants I'm surprised I didn't give them names.  I did, however, name our resident humming bird: Attila.  He sounds like a B52 bomber every time he makes a stop at our honeysuckle.  He flew right past my head this morning at near light speed - I thought he was trying to kill me.  He was just trying to get his fix.  Little crack bird!]]></description> 
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			<category>Garden</category>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 21:56:03 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[What I've Been Up To...]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/veggies.jpg" width="440" height="293" border="0" class="blogphoto" /><br /><br />Gardening.<br /><br /><img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/tmdr_is.jpg" width="220" height="220" class="blogphoto" /><br /><br />Helping?  Let's just call it that for now.<br /><br /><img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/bounte_tee.gif" width="440" height="380" border="0" class="blogphoto" /><br /><br />Printing.  Ok, well, more like <i>ordering</i>.<br /><br />In Reverse Order:<br /><br />1. <a href="http://www.bounte.com" target="_blank"><strong>Bounte</strong></a> live Thursday, June 14 @ Darkroom for the <strong><i><a href="http://shop.positronrecords.com/products/product.php?pid=posi021" target="_blank">One</a></i></strong> record release party.  You can buy the shirt there.<br /><br />2. <a href="http://www.myspace.com/themostdangerousrace" target="_blank"><strong>The Most Dangerous Race</strong></a> live Friday June 15 @ Double Door.<br /><br />3. For maters and corn you're just gonna have to get invited to dinner.  In approximately 75-85 days!]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=105</link>
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			<category>General</category>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 22:34:34 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Sprouts]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/sprouts.jpg" width="440" height="293" border="0" class="blogphoto" /><br /><br />Those be some leggy maters!]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=104</link>
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			<category>Garden</category>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 7 Apr 2007 14:19:10 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Catch Up!]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[In no particular order:<br /><br />Finally saw Casino Royal: Daniel Craig makes a much betted Bond than I expected.<br /><br />Finally saw Children of Men: Awesome!<br /><br />Finally saw 300: Eh.<br /><br />Finally visited Ashland, OR: WOW.  Endless vegetarian food and every mini-mart carries Bawls.  It must be our town!<br /><br />Finally started my seeds!  Maters and peppers and onions, oh my!<br /><br />Been watching: Discovery Channel's Planet Earth.  Holy Fucking Shit, did you SEE THAT SHARK?  Amazing, amazing footage.<br /><br />Also watched: The first 2 seasons of 24.  What a stupid fucking show.  All further seasons have been banned from the kompound.<br /><br />Discovered: the recycled mailers I bought for POSI increase the postage on each package by 40-60 cents.  Per package, not a big deal.  Over the course of a year?  Ouch.  Still looking at other options.<br /><br />Working on (still!): The new Audio Damage site.  Front end is almost done.  Back end is suffering from feature creep.  Someday it will be done.  Someday...<br /><br />Preparing for: Sister-in-law + husband + children visit next month.  Wheeeeeeeeeee!]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=103</link>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 6 Apr 2007 09:37:41 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Pablo Escocat]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[Last night while watching Babel (good movie!) we heard a ruckus coming from the other room.  Crash! Klang!  There's a cat in there, and it can't be good.  CR goes to see what all the noise is about and all I hear is "OH. MY. GOD."  So I rush in to see what happened.  There lies Pablo, covered head to paw, in a PILE of catnip.  And this isn't crap catnip either, we buy our cats organic homegrown.  This is pacific northwest nip - shit will knock your paws off.<br /><br />Not all cats freak out on nip.  Big Fat Fatty, not much difference.  Chica, on the other hand, you'd think someone gave her ecstasy.  But for Pabs, nip is like crack.  He's already a crack-baby cat to begin with, so adding nip to the mix is dangerous.  Adding an uncontrolled amount of nip to the mix is like letting chupacabra loose in your house.<br /><br />He seems back to his normal Pablo-self this morning - maybe a bit hung over.  You can be sure it'll be a long ass time before he gets any nip again!]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2007 10:49:10 CST</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[The FIRST time they pressed the Bounte CDs, they wound up with Chris Randall tracks on them.  The SECOND time they pressed the Bounte CDs, they reversed the disc colors.  Apparently, the third time IS a charm because I am now in possession of Bounte CDs with the CORRECT tracks and the CORRECT artwork.  About fucking time!]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=101</link>
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			<category>Positron</category>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2007 16:54:45 CST</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[I'm glad February is the shortest month, because between busted computers and fucked up CDs, it turned out to be pretty stupid.  Unfortunately it's only the 2nd month, so here's to hoping the next 10 don't try to top it.<br /><br />It wasn't all a loss though.  My green revolution is thus far a smashing success.  We're down to one can of garbage every other week, my electric bill is down $30 from this time last year, all my light bulbs have been replaced with CFL's, and the kompound is now offset 100% by wind, solar, and water.  We rule!  Next step is to take POSI green, which I will begin doing as I need to replace things like mailers and bubblewrap.<br /><br />In totally unrelated news, my pal Matt Walker (Impossible Recording Machine) has a new band, The Most Dangerous Race.  Matt has this thing with excessively long band names, I can't explain it.  In any case, they have a show at Subterranean in Chicago on March 18th.  Hit his <a href="http://www.myspace.com/themostdangerousrace" target="_blank">myspace page</a> for more info.]]></description> 
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			<category>General</category>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 2 Mar 2007 16:41:14 CST</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div class="quote">For some reason I had this crazy premonition the day we sent the CDs off that what I'd get back was CR artwork with a Bounte CD and vice versa. I kinda went overboard in labeling everything just in case. If it happens, you can call me psychic. You'll probably also hear me scream, wherever you are in the universe.</div><br />Apparently, I am, in fact, <a href="http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=91">psychic</a>.  Not that it did me any damn good.<br /><br />In any case, couple more days on the CDs...]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2007 12:09:22 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[My computer is dead]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[Fun, fun, fun.  And what PERFECT timing.  Looks like I get to go shopping today!]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=98</link>
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			<category>General</category>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 14 Feb 2007 12:41:20 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Brilliant!]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[NY Congressman Gary Ackerman to Condi, regarding the military's firing of 300+ Arabic and Farsi translators:<br /><br /><div class="quote">For some reason, the military seems more afraid of gay people than they are against terrorists, but they're very brave with the terrorists. ... If the terrorists ever got a hold of this information, they'd get a platoon of lesbians to chase us out of Baghdad.</div><br />Via <a href="http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/47807/" target="_blank">AlterNet</a> (with video!)]]></description> 
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			<category>Politics</category>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 8 Feb 2007 19:41:42 CST</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Well, yes and no.  I have a degree in environmental chemistry, have been a veg for 20 years, and for the last 5-6 years, have grown - oh, I don't know, maybe 20% of the food we eat.  I buy locally grown and organic food whenever possible (including meat for the carnivore.)  So in a sense, I'm kind of greenish to begin with.  But a couple months ago, our darling little mountain town started a rather aggressive garbage program.  We got the city issued garbage can, the giant blue recycle can, the red recycle bin, and about 14 pages of instructions on what goes where and when it goes to the curb.  And pickup is only one day a week, so if your crap doesn't fit, you either sit on it, burn it (during burn season) or take it to the pit yourself.<br /><br />At first, I could not be bothered.  I'm from Chicago; grew up in the burbs where you don't recycle garbage, you just make it.  Now suddenly you want me to sort my trash?<br /><br />In any case, I'm not really sure what caused the turn around.  Part of it was from watching Inconvenient Truth and realizing that I knew most of this stuff over a decade ago.  Then I realized that by the time I learned it, other people had already known it for a decade or longer.  But the biggest realization I came to was this: we ALL know better.  It really does not require a whole lot of effort to pay attention to what we buy and what we throw away.  I have absolutely NO PROBLEM doing this when it comes to politics or megacorporations.  You do something I think is stupid, or provide me with craptastic customer service, and I won't buy your shit, period.  And yet I can't be bothered to separate my fucking garbage, or pay enough attention to what I'm buying so that I don't create that much to being with.<br /><br />Well, no more.  Now there's the spot under the sink for cans and bottles, and the bin in the utility room for paper and plastic.  Next to that, the stack of broken down boxes (because heaven forbid a day go by that the UPS man doesn't make a stop here.)  Added up, I probably spend a good 30 minutes a week just contemplating the stuff I'm throwing away.<br /><br />So today I took it a step further.  Now that I got the hang of the garbage part, I decided to focus on the purchasing part.  I started with household stuff.  Like paper towels.  Why do I need perfectly white paper towels when the only thing I use them for is to wipe up shit?  So if I was given the option of recycled, or biodegradable, or natural, or free of dyes and perfumes, that's what I chose.  Well, except for toilet paper.  Some things, I'm just not ready to sacrifice.]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Tue, 6 Feb 2007 20:27:20 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Hiccup]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[I just hold my breath through 2 hiccups.  Seems to work for me.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.opiniorama.com/opiniorama/2007/02/15_second_cure_.html" on target="_blank">12 second Cure for Hiccups</a><br /><br />I just love that <i>everyone</i> has a cure!]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=94</link>
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			<title><![CDATA[Proofs proofed]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[And like that.  <a href="http://shop.positronrecords.com/products/product.php?pid=posi021">Bounte: <i>One</i></a> and <a href="http://shop.positronrecords.com/products/product.php?pid=posi020">Chris Randall: <i>The Devil His Due</i></a> are now available for pre-order!]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=93</link>
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			<category>Positron</category>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 2 Feb 2007 15:20:31 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[chrisrandall.net]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[I was going thru my layout files last night and I realized that I started working on the <a href="http://www.chrisrandall.net" target="_blank">Chris Randall site</a> just over 2 years ago.  The decision to release a solo album happened even before SMG left on the Domination Tour, which was the summer of 2004 - so as you can see, this whole adventure has been in the making for quite some time now.  That said, I'm beyond thrilled that the site launched today - and outside of a couple very minor bugs, so far so good!]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=92</link>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Jan 2007 14:07:35 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Strange Loop]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[Four days after the <a href="http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=89">snowboarding lesson</a>, when I still couldn't walk or lift my arms like a normal human being, I decided maybe snowboarding wasn't for me and bought a bike instead.  It's a cutie, perfect for cruising around our little town, which I've been doing the last few days.  One thing I've noticed: no matter what direction I head, I'm pedaling uphill.  Strange indeed.<br /><br />In any case, CR <em>is</em> off snowboarding, and I find myself in that strange limbo between sending the records to the plant and waiting for sales to begin.   For some reason I had this crazy premonition the day we sent the CDs off that what I'd get back was CR artwork with a Bounte CD and vice versa.  I kinda went overboard in labeling everything just in case.  If it happens, you can call me psychic.  You'll probably also hear me scream, wherever you are in the universe.<br /><br />So while I'm pacing around my office trying to remember all the things I need to remember (which, of course, I never do) before these records come out, you can listen to them.  Both have been uploaded to <a href="http://www.kposi.com" target="_blank">kPOSI</a>, our internet radio station, and I've also added them to <a href="http://www.last.fm/label/Positron/" target="_blank">Last.fm</a>.  I'll probably have a ship date from the plant in the next week or so at which point pre-orders should begin!]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=91</link>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jan 2007 17:52:18 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Here we go!]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[Ok, it's official - <a href="http://shop.positronrecords.com/products/product.php?pid=posi020" target="_blank">Chris Randall: <i>The Devil His Due</i></a> and <a href="http://shop.positronrecords.com/products/product.php?pid=posi021" target="_blank">Bounte: <i>One</i></a> have left the kompound!  You can expect pre-orders to begin very soon now™!]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=90</link>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jan 2007 15:22:34 CST</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[I had my first snowboarding lesson today.  Lucky for me, CR did NOT bring a camera.  The sport would be much easier if you could just do the whole thing on your ass.  At least I found it easier that way.<br /><br />Anyway, I futzed around on the not-even-the-bunny-hill for a while and then took my first ski lift ever.  This is kind of a big deal because me and heights are NOT friends.  It actually went well until I had to get off.  Then it was back to ass riding.<br /><br />In any case, notice I said first, and not last, lesson.  I will (maybe? might?) try again.  First, however, I have to learn how to walk again.  Owwww.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=89</link>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2007 20:50:29 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Pwnt is Ent-speak for owned]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://missedmanners.wordpress.com/2007/01/12/what-i-did-over-christmas-vacation/" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/helmsdeep.jpg" width="440" height="293" border="0" class="blogphoto" /></a><br /><br />Had I tried this, (A) I probably would have ate more than I built, and (B) it would be made of CHOCOLATE.<br /><br />Um, that's Helm's Deep by the way.  Sheesh, are you NOT a geek?<br /><br />Via <a href="http://missedmanners.wordpress.com/2007/01/12/what-i-did-over-christmas-vacation/" target="_blank">Miss(ed) Manners</a>]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=88</link>
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			<category>General</category>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jan 2007 11:54:26 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[It never snows here...]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/snow.jpg" width="440" height="293" class="blogphoto" /><br /><br />Yeah, whatever.<br /><br />Yesterday, I spent half the day watching CR buy a snowboard.  Who knew such things could be so complicated.  Then again, my idea of winter sports is hot chocolate in front of the fire.  In any case, I'm guessing Mr. Snowboard will get a workout today, assuming Mr. CR isn't too fucked up <a href="http://www.sistermachinegun.com/blog.jsp#blog1168366675121" target="_blank" onfoucs="blur();">from his last trip out</a>.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=87</link>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2007 12:19:27 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Wherever did my week go?]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[And just like that, poof! it's friday.<br /><br />Well, the good news is: the Bounte artwork is done (cuz Dean did it), the CR artwork is almost done (cuz I'm doing it) and the new CR site just went into beta.  So far so good.<br /><br />Ok, so there is no bad news.  But you will have to wait a little longer for both albums.  Probably the end of the month.<br /><br />I'm taking the day off tomorrow.  The plan is to see Children of Men.  I've heard it called this generation's Blade Runner.  All I know is that the preview looks awesome.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=86</link>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 5 Jan 2007 23:35:21 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Retards of the Day Award]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[Goes to: CNN<br /><br /><img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/obamacnn.jpg" width="440" height="330" class="blogphoto" /><br /><br />Um, that would be OSAMA, retards.<br /><br />Via <a href="http://www.dailykos.com/story/2007/1/1/194523/7128" target="_blank">Kos</a>]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=85</link>
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			<category>Politics</category>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 1 Jan 2007 23:53:21 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[9 Minutes]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[We have very little use for an alarm clock around here.  The last time I used one regularly was like 1994.  But we're leaving on our Phoenix trip in a couple of days and we have to get on the road early, so the last few mornings we've used the alarm to, you know, get used to the idea of waking up when other people do.<br /><br />What I forgot about alarm clocks is that a whole lifetime can take place in the 9 minutes that passes when you hit the sleep button.  It's like exactly enough time to fall back asleep and have an incredibly fucked up 3 minute dream that feels like it took all night to unfold.  I won't go into detail about mine except to say it involved me on a bicycle and I was missing a rather important article of clothing.  Wha???  I have no idea where this shit comes from.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=83</link>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 5 Dec 2006 12:13:55 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[The world's worst photographer]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/ducky.jpg" width="440" height="330" class="blogphoto" /><br /><br />just got a new camera.<br /><br />Can I even say world's worst photographer?  Doesn't worst heavily suggest not-photographer?<br /><br />Well whatever.  All I'm saying is, ya'll should prepare for plenty of pictures of cats.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=82</link>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 4 Dec 2006 12:04:33 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[It's that time again!]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[I got the final tracks for the Boute album this weekend.  Very exciting.  Still working out the track listing, title and artwork, but we're in the final stretch now.<br /><br />And speaking of final stretches, CR tells me he's <i>almost</i> done with The Devil His Due.  I put two tracks up on <a href="http://www.myspace.com/chrisrandallmusic" target="_blank">myspace</a> today.<br /><br />In other news - Atomica's got another Chicago show coming up in December, this time with Corporate X and Firelight Rising.  The show is Thursday, Dec 7th @ The Darkroom.  You can find more info <a href="http://www.positronrecords.com/posiblog/entry.php?blogid=45" target="_blank">here</a>.]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2006 17:46:55 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Oops!]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[My mom's birthday is the 26th of November, and growing up, Thanksgiving was always her holiday.  This grandma did Christmas, that grandma did Easter, and mom got Thanksgiving - which is kinda the short end of the stick if you ask me.  Happy Birthday!  You get to cook for 20 people!<br /><br />Anyway, the point is, after some 25 years of helping the host, Thanksgiving and mom's birthday are, in my mind, the same day.<br /><br />I bring this up because this year, thanksgiving is on the 23rd, or 4 days from now.  In other words, it's THIS week, not NEXT week.  Why is this a problem, you ask?  Cuz I'm the host this year - and it hasn't even occurred to me to go grocery shopping yet.<br /><br />Oops!]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Sun, 19 Nov 2006 14:28:56 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Zen spam]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[Of all the fucking things to find in your spam folder, I give you Zen Spam:<br /><br /><div class="quote">In this world, you have been forgotten.<br />If you want to quench the thirst of another, the least you need is water.<br />There is something about you that does not change.<br />That thirst to be fulfilled does not change.<br />You have searched outside, but have you searched inside? And tie well this boat of life to the changeless. If I do something at the expense of others, that is selfish. How do you begin to feel that magic in your life?<br />And from this well comes the spring of clarity. Do not be under the misunderstanding that the love is in someone else.<br />What am I doing here?<br />What I talk about, you have, whether you decide to pursue it or not.<br />You can try to change its appearance, but you cannot change its nature.<br />Understand who you are, your nature.<br />It is about feeling, admiring the space within.<br />The water of peace flows within you.<br />If you cannot find peace, come to me. I say: what you need, you already have.<br />The want to be fulfilled has always been there.<br />That has been an incredible challenge. One day, a farmer was walking through a jungle and he came across a tiny lion cub that had been lost. That thirst to be fulfilled does not change. Do whatever it takes to find that self and fulfill that self, so you may serve and serve well. There is pain in you, and there is joy in you. Be content and your behavior automatically alters. Understand what you have been given because it is magnificent. To feel that understanding, to be in joy, to be in reality. It is about feeling, admiring the space within. Always has been and always will be. It is not the palm trees that need peace; it is not the whales that need peace; it is not the North Pole that needs peace; and it is not the equator that needs peace. People spend thousands of dollars trying to alter their behavior, and yet it is so easy. And only one like you on the face of this earth.</div><br />Well, that's better than viagra spam, I guess.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=79</link>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 10 Nov 2006 17:05:15 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Happy Birthday to me...]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[It's 2:20 AM; I'm giving Montana another half hour or so, unless I pass out right here in my chair.  In any case, a <a href="http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2006/" target="_blank"><i>very</i></a> good night.  Couldn't have asked for a better birthday present!]]></description> 
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			<category>General</category>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 8 Nov 2006 04:23:47 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Lou Reed]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[Lou Reed re-records <i>Walk on the Wild Side</i> in protest over the Iraq War for Blue America PAC.  Download it <a href="http://www.firedoglake.com/2006/11/02/from-lou-to-you/" target="_blank">here</a><br /><br />Via <a href="http://firedoglake.com/" target="_blank">Firedoglake</a>]]></description> 
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			<category>Politics</category>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 3 Nov 2006 11:30:51 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Fun with dominos]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://flash.revver.com/player/1.0/player.swf" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" scale="noScale" salign="TL" bgcolor="#ffffff" flashvars="width=440&height=359&mediaId=42920&affiliateId=0&javascriptContext=true&skinURL=http://flash.revver.com/player/1.0/skins/Default_Raster.swf&skinImgURL=http://flash.revver.com/player/1.0/skins/night_skin.png&actionBarSkinURL=http://flash.revver.com/player/1.0/skins/DefaultNavBarSkin.swf&resizeVideo=True" wmode="transparent" height="359" width="440"></embed>]]></description> 
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			<category>General</category>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 26 Oct 2006 16:18:51 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Speed of Light Laundromat]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[As an early birthday present to myself (cuz really, why not) I bought myself a brand spanking new washer & dryer.  All the bells and whistles.  Does just about everything but fold the clothes for you (believe me, I looked for that model).<br /><br />I was beyond excited to have them delivered yesterday morning.  By the 6th load, I was not so excited any more.  Not that I don't adore my new appliances, but in the end, laundry is laundry.<br /><br />At one point I walked into what is now officially the laundry room and noticed that the load I had in the washer had 37 minutes left while the load in the dryer had 30 minutes.  11 minutes later, the washer was at 26 minutes, but the dryer was at 15 - or in other words, the dryer experienced time dilation.  I was like, damn! my dryer is capable of spinning at the speed of light!  As it turns out though, it's just super energy efficient and reduces its cycle time when it senses the clothes are 80% dry.  So it's hi-tech, just not <i>that</i> hi-tech.  Oh well...]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Tue, 24 Oct 2006 12:45:07 CST</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[My drivers license expires on my birthday.  As I <i>still</i> don't have my OR license, this means I have to take the OR written drivers test.  I am not looking forward to this.<br /><br />I know what you're thinking: it's just a drivers test.  But I suffer from some serious test anxiety, made worse by the fact that OR is rumored to have the hardest written test of all 50 states.  I find this somewhat funny as drivers here are kinda crappy.  It's a cross between overly courteous and tailgate like a motherfucker, which has a tendency to make things difficult when you're a borderline road-rager from the midwest.<br /><br />In any case, all last week I was stressing over this stupid test.  I read as much of the manual as I could manage to read without falling asleep.  Yes, I remember this.  Yes, I already know this.  I'm starting to feel a little better about it.  And then CR says...<br /><br />"Doesn't your license expire in 07?"<br /><br />W00T!]]></description> 
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			<category>General</category>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Oct 2006 11:46:15 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[POOF!]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[I know I've said this before, but I'm finding it increasingly troublesome that I seem to lose entire weeks at a time.  7 days.  Where did they go?<br /><br />I know some of them were spent working on artwork because after a few days of staring at my monitors, my neck has receded into my torso.  Posture has never been one of my strengths.  In any case, the CR artwork is coming along much better than I expected.  You may very well have a new album before the end of the year!<br /><br />And speaking of artists, <a href="http://www.positronrecords.com/posiblog/entry.php?blogid=43">Atomica & Bounte</a> are playing this weekend, so if you're in the Chicagoland area, check out the show!]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Oct 2006 12:13:43 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[I'm Back...]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[Well, I certainly apologize to all who read this, but the last two weeks have been relatively sucky.  Sick, busy, sick, busy, sick, sick, sick, and last night was fondue.  It's always something, which is something I find myself saying a lot these days.  Though to be truthful, the fondue was pretty good.<br /><br />Went to Seattle this past weekend for CR's photo shoot, and an obligitory stop at <a href="http://www.mcphee.com/" target="_blank">Archie McPhee</a>.  One can never have too many stupid little plastic things and ceramic tiki cups.  Besides, I broke one of the cups from our last trip.  In any case, the photo shoot went well and now I'm tasked with putting the album artwork together.  This is always my least favorite part of the process.  Web is an entirely different story - that I love.  Album artwork, on the other hand, just stresses me out.<br /><br />In other news, today is October 12th.  You should remind <a href="http://www.sistermachinegun.com/" target="_blank">Crandall</a> to wish me a happy anniversary.  We met 12 years ago today.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=72</link>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 12 Oct 2006 10:41:09 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[New Car]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/newcar.jpg" width="440" height="274" class="blogphoto" /><br /><br />New car got a bath the other day.  Unfortunately, it was right around bug o'clock and and by the time we got her home, she was dirtier than before we washed her.<br /><br />In other (posi) news...I stumbled across some [R]-era Smash Your Radio shirts this week and put them up in the <a href="http://shop.positronrecords.com/products/product.php?pid=smg_tee_smashg" target="_blank">store</a> last night.  And speaking of the store - keep your eye on the motos!]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=71</link>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 30 Sep 2006 09:58:20 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Eat Me]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/domokun.jpg" width="220" height="293" /><br /><br />I am SO baking this cake.<br /><br />Via <a href="http://www.instructables.com/id/EY1U0OL5Q1EQZJI8JF/" target="_blank">Instructables</a>]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=70</link>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 25 Sep 2006 14:54:22 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Big Dog Smack Down]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://atrios.blogspot.com/2006_09_17_atrios_archive.html#115897527666447420" target="_blank">Big dog vs Chris Wallace</a> on Faux.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=69</link>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 22 Sep 2006 20:39:46 CST</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[The video is A THOUSAND times better.  Watch it <a href="http://alternet.org/blogs/peek/41893" target="_blank">here</a>.<br /><br /><div class="quote">Mr. Durbin: Will the Senator yield for a question?<br /><br />Mr. Reid: I will be happy to yield for a question.<br /><br />Mr. Durbin: Can the Senator refresh my memory? Was Mr. Bremmer the recipient of a gold medal or something from the President? Didn't he receive some high decoration or medal for his performance in Iraq?<br /><br />Mr. Reid: The answer is, yes, he received that. I assume one would expect that from somebody who had a throne while he was over there.<br /><br />Mr. Durbin: Isn't it also true that George Tenet, who was responsible for the intelligence that was so bad that led us into the war in Iraq, got a medal from the President the same day?<br /><br />Mr. Reid: That is true.<br /><br />Mr. Durbin: Did Michael Brown with FEMA receive a gold medal from the White House before he was dismissed?<br /><br />Mr. Reid: I don't think he did. Even though he was doing a heck of a job, I don't think he obtained a medal from the White House.<br /><br />Mr. Durbin: Apparently, these gold medals were being awarded for incompetence. They missed Mr. Brown, but they did give one to Mr. Bremmer. Will the Senator yield for another question?<br /><br />Mr. Reid: I will be happy to.<br /><br />Mr. Durbin: I am trying to recall the exact number -- it was in the billions of dollars -- that we gave to the President for the reconstruction of Iraq; is that not true?<br /><br />Mr. Reid: It started out at $18 billion. But as the Senator from Illinois will remember, part of that money, stacks of one-hundred-dollar bills, was used by some of the contractors who were sent over there to play football games -- some of these same people.<br /><br />Mr. Durbin: It is also true, is it not, that the Democratic policy conference has been holding hearings -- in fact, I think it is the only agency on the Hill holding hearings -- on this waste and abuse, this profiteering and corruption at the expense of American taxpayers and even, equally important -- more importantly -- at the expense of our troops?<br /><br />Mr. Reid: I say to my friend, this war is approaching 3 1/2 years, and there has not been a single congressional oversight hearing on the conduct of the war. This war has now cost us, the American taxpayers, about $325 billion. There has not been a single congressional oversight hearing on the war.</div><br />It all started with Sen. "Terry Schiavo is fine" Frist claiming  that the "Do-Nothing Congress" was the fault of the minority party.  You know, cuz they are in charge of everything.  Err...<br /><br />Anyway, you can find more on the story <a href="http://bobgeiger.blogspot.com/2006/09/frist-blames-democratic-minority-for-do.html" target="_blank">here</a>.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=68</link>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 20 Sep 2006 16:56:19 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Excuse me?]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[So, you may have heard about the <a href="http://itpolicy.princeton.edu/voting/" target="_blank">Princeton University video</a> that shows how easy it is to hack Diebold voting machines.  Now, as it turns out, the key used to open the machine is the same key that's used <a href="http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2006/9/18/135828/718" target="_blank">in office furniture, electronic equipment, jukeboxes, and hotel minibars.</a><br /><br />Unfuckingbelievable.  Or not.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=67</link>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 18 Sep 2006 15:56:40 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Brilliant!]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[I have played the role of math tutor before, and this is just <a href="http://immense-world.blogspot.com/2006/09/mathematics-genius.html" target="_blank">too funny!</a>]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Sat, 16 Sep 2006 20:40:53 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Bravo Keith!]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[Keith Olbermann's 9/11 commentary: <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14687895/#060911b" target="_blank">This hole in the ground</a>.  Read/Watch it.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=65</link>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 12 Sep 2006 17:39:10 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Liars]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[The only time I ever really watch network TV is when they are airing one of their awesome (read: <i>terrible</i>) disaster shows.  You know, like, 10.5 The Apocalypse!  I don't know why I love horrible network disaster flicks - there's just something inherently <i>funny</i> about them.  Then again, I am kinda weird.<br /><br />I suppose ABC's The Path to 9/11 could be considered a terrible disaster flick, if it weren't for the fact that it actually fucking happened.  Like we all didn't watch it unfold, commercial free, on every channel that exists, ABC decided to "fix" it for us so we would remember it more correctly.  Gee, thanks Mouse.  This is real fucking life, not Fantasia, not Grey's Anatomy, not Lost.  I don't live in motherfucking Epcot.  Apparently, they do.]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Mon, 11 Sep 2006 14:14:21 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Mouse]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_digbysblog_archive.html#115757332639183217" target="_blank">Digby</a> says it best:<br /><br /><div class="quote">Disney/ABC cancelled the reality show featuring a gay couple, "Welcome To The Neighborhood," ten days before it was to air when James Dobson and the religious right threatened to withdraw their support for the conservative classic "Narnia."<br /><br />Disney refused to allow its subsidiary Miramax, which specialized in controversial fare, to distribute "Fahrenheit 9/11" allegedly because they felt it was too political. <br /><br />They made a deal with Mel Gibson, beloved on the religious right for his film "The Passion," to produce a film about the Holocaust even though they knew at the time he held extremely controversial views about the Holocaust and Judaism. They only cancelled the project when he was caught by the police drunkenly saying "all the wars in the world are caused by the Jews." <br /><br />Now they have produced a blatantly rightwing work of fiction which they are saying is based on the official 9/11 Commission report and they are giving it away without any advertising. They sent out hundreds of screening copies but failed to send any to the Clinton administration officials who are trashed in the film or to liberal columnists and bloggers. <br /><br />There's a pattern here folks and it isn't a pattern that shows ABC knuckling under to liberals. There is a huge amount of money at stake in all these decisions, but for some reason Disney seems to be more than willing to throw it away when it benefits the right wing: already produced films and TV shows are either cancelled or allowed to be distributed by others, while hugely expensive, controversial rightwing mini-series' are broadcast with no advertising and allowed to be downloaded for free by I-tunes. </div><br />More <a href="http://thinkprogress.org/?tag=Path+to+911" target="_blank">here.</a><br /><br />Speak your mind <a href="http://thinkprogress.org/tellabc" target="_blank">here</a> or <a href="http://www.workingforchange.com/activism/action.cfm?itemid=21317&afccode=n69jnb" target="_blank">here</a>.<br /><br />Oh, and stop watching Lost.  Fuck the Mouse.]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Thu, 7 Sep 2006 10:11:00 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[These are the days of our lives...]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[Er, my life.  Seems the days just kinda slip past me lately.  Things are kinda busy at the kompound.  Got new promo stuff on order, a new CR site on the way, and new CR, Atomica, and Bounte records in the pipe.  Not really sure what all will be out when, but you should certainly stay tuned cuz we got some good records coming out!<br /><br />In other news, Atomica will be playing <a href="http://www.positronrecords.com/posiblog/entry.php?blogid=43">The Darkroom in Chicago on October 22</a> and Bounte will be opening with an exclusive DJ set featuring some new posi tracks.  Hit that link for more info!]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=62</link>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 6 Sep 2006 12:12:33 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[I'm Back...]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[On any given day of eternal damnation, Hell is not as hot as Phoenix.  I mean, fuck.  I think I lost 6 pounds just sweating from the house to the car.  We left the restaurant after my parent's surprise party and I commented to my brother how much it had cooled off outside.  He laughed and pointed to the thermometer on his dashboard: it was 95 degrees.  How fucking hot does it have to be for 95 to feel cool?<br /><br />Overall, it was a highly successful 40th anniversary party - surprised the fuck out of them, that's for sure.  On top of all their Phoenix friends, people flew in from Illinois, Florida, Connecticut, Canada, and probably a few other places I can't remember.  And they are all nuts.  One of their friends from Florida is a real estate agent (like my dad) and the morning I left, my dad showed them a few houses, the cheapest of which was 1.3 million dollars.  Talk about McMansions.  Mother of God.  15 foot ceilings, 6 bedrooms, 5000 plus square feet - all of which has to be AIR CONDITIONED.  To hell with SUVs, Arizona is sucking all the energy out of the Earth cooling their homes and heating their pools.  YES, they HEAT their pools - especially in the winter when it's only a freeeeezing 75-80 degrees.<br /><br />Fun was had and I know I pulled a face muscle or two laughing as much as I did.  I don't ever remember retired/semi-retired people being that much fun when we were going down to Florida every summer to visit the grandparents.  Back then, old people looked and acted old.  Grandma work elastic pants and costume jewelry.  Not these people.  They're like old teenagers.  It might be all the wine running through their veins, I'm not sure, but they sure as fuck outpaced me.<br /><br />In any case, I'm very happy to be home.  The airport security part wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, but it was certainly stupid.  And the flying part wasn't too bad either - it was only a two-ish hour flight, but on the way back I was sitting across the aisle from two pilots who, upon take off, started talking about last week's Kentucky crash.  Um, hello?  SHUT THE FUCK UP PLEASE, I'M TRYING NOT TO FREAK OUT.  Thank god for my iPod.]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Sun, 3 Sep 2006 12:20:13 CST</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[I leave for my trip today.  Note, I say <i>trip</i> and not <i>vacation</i>.  I'm not so much vacating as uncomfortably displacing myself for a few days.  This is not something I generally do of my own free will.  Plus, I'm flying, and well, you know how I feel about that.  Ick.<br /><br />So I'm sitting here with this pile of Elle-stuff in front of me, trying to determine what all I want to try to get through security.  Will they take my lip gloss?  Will I fight them for it?  Will I be on CNN tonight as a result?  Probably not unless that JonBenet dude is on my plane.  Or snakes.  And I am a little worried about the <a href="http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.phtml?blogid=56">Behavior Detection</a> people as I'm sorta known for <i>the face</i>.<br /><br />If I'm not back on the 2nd, come get me in Gitmo!]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Wed, 30 Aug 2006 10:01:28 CST</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[From the are you fucking kidding me file:<br /><br /><div class="quote">Nine black children attending Red River Elementary School were directed last week to the back of the school bus by a white driver who designated the front seats for white children.<br /><br />...<br /><br />After Richmond and Williams filed complaints with the School Board, Transportation Supervisor Jerry Carlisle asked Davis to make seat assignments for her passengers, Sessoms said.<br /><br />"But she still assigned the black children to the back of the bus," she added.<br /><br />And the nine children had to share only two seats, meaning the older children had to hold the younger ones in their laps.<br /><br />A new solution reached Monday by School Board officials has a black bus driver driving across town to pick up the nine black children.</div><br />What the fuck is wrong with people?<br /><br />Via <a href="http://www.shreveporttimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060824/NEWS01/608240332/1002/NEWS" target="_blank">Shreveport Times</a>]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Fri, 25 Aug 2006 10:49:24 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[My Very Excellent Mother Just Sent Us Nine?]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[It's true.  The day has come.  <a href="http://space.com/scienceastronomy/060824_planet_definition.html" target="_blank">Pluto has been demoted.</a>]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Thu, 24 Aug 2006 10:04:54 CST</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[I've been contemplating this the last few weeks.  At first I thought it was just an unusual form of my usual insanity, but now I'm fairly certain I'm in the midst of my midlife crisis.  This should be great fun!]]></description> 
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			<description><![CDATA[Have I mentioned how much I am <i>not</i> looking forward to my flight at the end of this month?<br /><br /><div class="quote">As the man approached the airport security checkpoint here on Wednesday, he kept picking up and putting down his backpack, touching his fingers to his chin, rubbing some object in his hands and finally reaching for his pack of cigarettes, even though smoking was not allowed.<br /><br />Two Transportation Security Administration officers stood nearby, nearly motionless and silent, gazing straight at him. Then, with a nod, they moved in, chatting briefly with the man, and then swiftly pulled him aside for an intense search.<br /><br />Another airline passenger had just made the acquaintance of the transportation agency's "behavior detection officers."</div><br />So, I can't wear any jewelry, or anything metal, lest I set off a metal detector and get molested by security.  I can't bring any lip-gloss or hand lotion cuz it might blow up the plane.  I have to take my shoes off so they can check for a bomb, and I may or may not be part of a "random" search.  And now, I can't even <i>look</i> pissy about it.  In other words, I have to let the TSA manhandle me, go thru my shit, AND I have to smile about it.  All in the name of "security."<br /><br />Via <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/17/washington/17screeners.html?_r=1&oref=slogin" target="_blank">New York Times</a>]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Fri, 18 Aug 2006 11:02:21 CST</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[1.  It's official.  <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000FPYNR6/ref=nosim/sistermachineg0f" target="_blank">The Eraser</a> is my new favorite record.<br /><br />2.  Thanks to CR, I am now a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sudoku" target="_blank">sudoku</a> addict.<br /><br />3.  There is no better tomato than the one you grow in your own backyard.]]></description> 
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			<title><![CDATA[Home again...]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[After nearly a month, our house is finally our house again.  Don't get me wrong, I like guests, it's just that some were more high maintainence than others.  My mom, for instance, can literally shop until I drop.  She never drops.  She's a pro.<br /><br />In any case, after being out of my routine (or rut as the case may be) for the last few weeks, I now have to get back into it - but not too much!  I've got a super secret trip at the end of this month, more company next month, and the possibility of moving the month after that.  Speaking of which, we nixed LA for Portland - we just seem to like it more every time we visit.<br /><br />I'm not very excited about my trip at the end of the month because I have to fly, and <i>I hate flying</i>.  No, I don't hate it because of terrorism, or crappy customer service, I hate it because I was in a near mid air collision over Newark just a few days after my 26th birthday.  Something about travelling towards the earth at 9.8 m/s2 freaked me the fuck out.  And the crappy customer service keeps me from going back.  Now, thanks to a terror alert that is not necessarily a terror alert, I wonder if I'll even be able to bring luggage with me on this trip.  No liquids?  Does that include hand lotion?  I'm fucking addicted to hand lotion.<br /><br />They better not fuck with my carmex.  I don't think I can survive without carmex.]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Aug 2006 17:58:57 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[LAMONT!!!!!!]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.courant.com/news/politics/hc-sen-race-0808,0,6578875.story?coll=hc-headlines-home" target="_blank">Lieberman concedes</a>]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Tue, 8 Aug 2006 22:09:57 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Today's the day!]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/lamont.jpg" width="440" height="330" border="0" class="blogphoto" /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.dailykos.com/story/2006/8/8/8362/76288" target="_blank">Lamont vs. Lieberman</a> in the CT Primary today.  Very exciting stuff!]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=52</link>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 8 Aug 2006 10:20:04 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Well, thank fucking god]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<div class="quote">Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson said on Thursday the wave of scorching temperatures across the United States has converted him into a believer in global warming.</div><br />So, does he now believe global warming played a roll in Katrina, or does he still think it's was god's wrath on gayness?<br /><br />And if all it takes is a little heat to make him a "believer" in global warming, I wonder what it would take to make him realize that he is, and always has been, entirely full of shit?<br /><br />Via <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060803/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_robertson_1" target="_blank">Yahoo</a>]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Fri, 4 Aug 2006 12:48:54 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[I Bake Pie]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[So it turns out we have an apple tree in our yard.  I knew this, but I was not necessarily <i>aware</i> of it.  See, last year, due to a late frost, the tree barely bloomed, ergo, just a few, small, tart apples.  This year, however, no late frost, thus the result is a tree that barfs out about a barrel of apples every day.  There are apples <i>everywhere</i>.<br /><br />Now, on the surface, that might seem like a good thing.  Apples are good, right?  But these apples are pucker the fuck up tart.  Like, damn, tart.  I happened to mention this at a BBQ at mom-in-laws the other day and everyone assured me that damn tart apples make the best applesauce and pie.  Well then...<br /><br />So we took a barrel over to MIL's so she could make applesauce, and last night I baked a pie.  By the time it made it to our plates it was a bit more cobbler-ish than pie-ish, but whatever, it was tasty.<br /><br />I apologize in advance to my jam-beta-testers as this pie won't ship.  But I suppose I could give apple butter a try.  And we should have pears soon...]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Wed, 2 Aug 2006 12:23:28 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Heil Kitler]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/kitler.jpg" width="440" height="330" border="0" class="blogphoto" /><br /><br />Via <a href="http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/" target="_blank">Cats That Look Like Hitler</a>]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=49</link>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Adults]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[We traded in Kid for 2 Adults; my parents are visiting til the end of the month.  The idea was to come up here and escape the Arizona heat.  The problem is, the day before they arrived it was 107.  HERE, not there.  If we're real lucky, it might get down to like 96 this week.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=48</link>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 23 Jul 2006 11:37:09 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Might as well jump]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[According to this <a href="http://www.worldjumpday.org/" target="_blank">site</a>, if 600,000,000 people jump on July 20, 2006 at 11:39:13 GMT, we can change the Earth's Orbit and stop global warming, extend daytime hours and create a more homogenous climate.<br /><br />I don't see Portland on the list of jump locations, so I guess I can't participate.  But I do see Beirut.  Do you think they need to jump, or is all that fire power enough?]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Wed, 19 Jul 2006 11:24:45 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[No Means No!]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/bush_merkel_5.jpg" width="220" height="250" /><br /><br /> German Chancellor Angela Merkel is apparently not too happy to be manhandled by our Dear Leader.  I guess he tried to give her a quick massage, cuz you know, that's what you do when you're at a G8 summit.  I'm guessing later there was a circle jerk.  In any case, video is <a href="http://www.bild.t-online.de/BTO/news/aktuell/2006/07/18/merkel-bush-liebes-attacke/merkel-bush-liebes-attacke.html" target="_blank">here</a> (in german).]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jul 2006 10:43:10 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Frequently Awkward Questions for the Entertainment Industry]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[I'm guessing that the RIAA can't be bothered to answer these.<br /><br /><div class="quote">The RIAA has sued more than 20,000 music fans for file sharing, yet file sharing continues to rapidly increase both online and offline. When will you stop suing music fans? <br /><br />The RIAA has sued over 20,000 music fans for file sharing, who have on average paid a $3,750 settlement. That's over $75,000,000. Has any money collected from your lawsuits gone to pay actual artists? Where's all that money going? <br /><br />The RIAA has sued over 20,000 music fans for file sharing. Recently, an RIAA representative reportedly suggested that "students drop out of college or go to community college in order to be able to afford [P2P lawsuit] settlements." Do you stand by this advice? Is this really good advice for our children's futures? <br /><br />The RIAA said that it only went after individual file sharers because you couldn't go after P2P system creators. After the Supreme Court's Grokster decision, shouldn't you stop going after music fans?</div><br />More from the <a href="http://www.eff.org/IP/faq/" target="_blank">EFF</a>]]></description> 
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			<category>General</category>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jul 2006 10:55:40 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Bach via Gould]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[CR keeps telling me how cool YouTube is - except all I ever see from it is <a href="http://www.analogindustries.com/blog/entry.jsp?msgid=1152303055532" target="_blank">fucktard of the week</a> posts and whatever they link to on political blogs.  I had no idea I could find Glenn Gould.  So without further ado, here you go:<br /><br /><object width="440" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NRYcbatSA4k"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NRYcbatSA4k" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Mon, 10 Jul 2006 17:06:22 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[One of those days....]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[It all started yesterday afternoon when we discovered that we'd lost (err, misplaced?  knowing us it's still a possibility) the ATM card.  Then this morning, I woke up to cat puke.  I suppose I should be <i>happy</i> I didn't discover it by stepping in it.  Still, I <i>hate</i> puke.<br /><br />Anyway, it's all been downhill from there.  I don't know what you do when you've had one of those days, but I find 30 minutes at <a href="http://www.ratemykitten.com" target="_blank">Rate My Kitten</a> <i>always</i> helps.]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Thu, 6 Jul 2006 22:27:05 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[No Justice]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<div class="quote">Enron founder Kenneth Lay died early Wednesday in Aspen, Colo., a family spokeswoman said.<br /><br />Lay, 64, was awaiting sentencing after being found guilty of conspiracy and fraud in the Enron trial in May.<br /><br />...<br /><br />On May 25, Lay was found guilty of 10 counts of fraud and conspiracy related to the collapse of Enron, the energy company he founded that eventually grew into the nation's seventh largest company before it imploded after an accounting scandal.</div><br />Via <a href="http://money.cnn.com/2006/07/05/news/newsmakers/lay_death/" target="_blank">CNN</a>]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Wed, 5 Jul 2006 10:18:58 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[You Go Ted!]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[Senator Ted "Nooooooooooooooooooooo!" Stevens (aka: Sen Bridge to Nowhere) explains to the rest of us how the internets work.<br /><br /><div class="quote">I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?<br /><br />Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially.<br /><br />...<br /><br />The regulatory approach is wrong. Your approach is regulatory in the sense that it says "No one can charge anyone for massively invading this world of the internet". No, I'm not finished. I want people to understand my position, I'm not going to take a lot of time.<br /><br />They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck.<br /><br />It's a series of tubes.<br /><br />And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.</div><br />Oh hell, <a href="http://media.publicknowledge.org/stevens-on-nn.mp3">just listen to it</a> for yourself.<br /><br />Via <a href="http://blog.wired.com/27BStroke6/index.blog?entry_id=1512499" target="_blank">Wired Blog</a>]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Mon, 3 Jul 2006 11:13:25 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Take a pill]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[So, I was perusing digg this morning and I came across this headline:<br /><br /><div class="quote">Antibiotic Could Cause Severe Liver Problems : Benefits Outweigh Risks ?</div><br />Umm, yeah?<br /><br />Am I the only one who is sick to death of prescription drug commercials?  How long before they make a pill for that?  Seriously, I saw one just a few weeks ago that was like, "are you stressed?"  Am I breathing?  And if I'm not stressed now, I certainly will be after that list of side effects hits me.<br /><br />What is wrong with us as a people that we freak the fuck out over a breast at the superbowl while a commercial that says "If your erection lasts longer than four hours..." goes in one ear and out the other?  And really, do you think the drug company mentioned that because it's a <i>side effect</i> or a <i>selling point</i>?  Don't tell me that didn't raise an eyebrow or two.<br /><br />The ones that really kill me though have these insane lists of horrifying side effects, like, your liver may melt and your heart may explode, see your doctor if you head begins to spin or you vomit from your ears, and it's like, allergy medication.  Thanks, but I'll stick with watery eyes and a stuffy nose.]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Sun, 2 Jul 2006 09:45:06 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Jam On It v3.0]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[Ok, so the <i>first</i> time we made jam, we ended up with syrup.  The <a href="http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.phtml?blogid=32"><i>second</i></a> time we made jam, we ended up with candy.  Then the old man sent me to Jam School.  Not jam school like when he used to go to Boon's on Tuesday nights and jam with the guys, but jam school as in, I was sent off to my mother-in-laws house for lessons.  So let it be known that late last week, I successfully made jam (under supervision).<br /><br />I now have another googol strawberries sitting in my fridge.  I finally managed to get most of the burn spot off my brand new calphalon stock pot from the last time I tried this (thanks K8!), so tonight I will try again.  To make jam, that is, not destoy my pot.  Wish me luck!<br /><br />BTW, it was really good jam.]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2006 10:47:30 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[The heat is hot]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[It's been >= 100 degrees the last three days.  Everyone says, "the weather isn't usually like this."  They said the same thing over the winter: "we don't ususally get snow," or "it's not usually this cold."  And I always reply the same way: what if this is the beginning of the new usual?<br /><br />All I know is that it's fucking hooooooooooot.]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jun 2006 12:43:31 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Knit Theory]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[All these years I thought I was a terrible knitter.  Turns out all this time I've been knitting <a href="http://www.discover.com/issues/mar-06/features/knit-theory/" target="_blank">hyperbolic space</a>.]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jun 2006 10:03:09 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[NanoPutians]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/nanokid.gif" width="150" height="215" /><br /><br />I may have been a master at Lewis dot diagrams, but <a href="http://scienceblogs.com/scientificactivist/2006/06/fantastical_fridays_organic_pe.php" target="_blank">this</a> makes me jealous.<br /><br />Via <a href="http://scienceblogs.com/scientificactivist/2006/06/fantastical_fridays_organic_pe.php" target="_blank">The Scientific Activist</a>]]></description> 
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			<title><![CDATA[I am such a lush]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[When I was in college, lush was a word we used to describe a girlfriend who always woke up naked with a hangover in some dude's apartment, and then wondered why he didn't call her the next day.  Cuz you're drunk and you're easy, that's why, fool.<br /><br />In any case, this weekend I discovered first hand that <a href="http://www.lush.com/" target="_blank">LUSH</a> is not a bad thing.  In fact, it's a very, very, good, smelly (in a good way) thing.  People have been telling me about this store for about 2 years now, but I walked into one for the first time this weekend and had an incredibly hard time walking out.  I'd have applied for a job if it weren't a 3 hour round trip commute.<br /><br />Bath bombs rule.  That's all I have to say.]]></description> 
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			<description><![CDATA[It <i>seemed</i> like a googol strawberries.  Something must be done with them, so jam it is.  We've had experience with this, as in, we have a vague idea how NOT to do it.  Last time was not a total loss, assuming you don't mind blackberry syrup.<br /><br />So they are washed and cored and crushed and mixed and heated and boiled.  This is taking forever.  It doesn't help that the thermometer is a piece of shit and keeps falling in the jam, but this new calphalon pot is the motherfucking shit!<br /><br />Finally, finally, finally it gels.  Time to fill the jars.  Fill the first jar, fill the second jar, fill the third jar...oops! no more jam!  A googol strawberries and all we get is 2.5 pints of jam?  How the fuck did people do this shit back in the days when you had to do this shit?<br /><br />If I want to make enough jam to give away, I'm either going to need a googol to the googol berries, or teeny-tiny jars.<br /><br />It's cooling now.  I'll tell ya how it tastes tomorrow.]]></description> 
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			<title><![CDATA[SHEEPS!]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/sheep.jpg" width="440" height="286" class="blogphoto" /><br /><br />Apparently, it's a <a href="http://www.atlanticvillage.co.uk/tourism_and_groups/attraction.aspx?id=1" target="_blank" onfocus="blur">theme park</a>.  I just thought the picture was cute.]]></description> 
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			<description><![CDATA[CR's glad to be rid of the hell tooth because it means no more pain.  I'm glad because it means I can cook again.  The end result of him not being able to eat the last week is that I've lost 4 pounds.]]></description> 
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			<description><![CDATA[<div class="quote">According to a Reuters story out of Kiev, on Sunday evening when the zoo was crowded with visitors, a man lowered himself by rope into the lion enclosure and walked up to the lions shouting, "God will save me if he exists," thus proving himself to be a man of faith. Without hesitation, a lioness severed his carotid artery.</div><br />Via <a href="http://www.cosmicvariance.com" target="_blank">Cosmic Variance</a>]]></description> 
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			<description><![CDATA[This isn't about gay marriage, but you should listen to <a href="http://www.thislife.org/pages/archives/archive06.html" target="_blank">act one of Episode 313</a> nonetheless.<br /><br />Via <a href="http://www.thislife.org/" target="_blank">This American Life</a>]]></description> 
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			<title><![CDATA[In the future...]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[American Idol.  America's Got Talent.  Rock Star: Supernova.  Nashville Star.  The One: Making a Music Star.  Star Tomorrow.<br /><br />In the future, the only way an artist will be able to release a record will be to win a reality TV show, or start their own independent label.]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Sat, 3 Jun 2006 11:44:34 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[And away we go...]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[Under normal circumstances, I would never launch a site that wasn't done - but as CR has pointed out more than once, if I don't launch this thing soon, I probably never will.<br /><br />You should be able to register, login/out, update your info and comment.  Beyond that, I'm still working on it. :)  Lemme know if you have any troubles.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=26</link>
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			<title><![CDATA[HAHA]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[So, I've been futzing with <a href="http://www.last.fm/user/positronrecords/" target="_blank">Last.fm</a> the last week or so, trying to get all the posi releases in order.  I figure, they got all the info up there already, I might as well make it <i>right</i>.  In any case, it's been kind of fun to go thru the various pages and see what tags have been added and who is linked to who.  Somehow Atomica got tagged as thrash metal (?) but the real kicker was seeing Kajagoogoo and Limahl listed as a "similar artist" on the Impossible Recording Machine page.  Ha!]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Thu, 1 Jun 2006 20:50:03 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Happy Birthday Pixel!]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[Welcome to the world, <a href="http://www.theatomicaproject.com/blogs/entry.jsp?msgid=1149205278671" target="_blank">Ella</a>.  I hope you know that your parents gave you a Polish middle name, and I will call you Irka for the rest of your life.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=24</link>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 1 Jun 2006 20:42:33 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Poll Smoking]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<div class="quote">A new study published in the journal <a href="http://apr.sagepub.com/cgi/reprint/34/3/341" target="_blank">American Politics Research</a> shows that watching "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" negatively impacts the political views of young Americans. Researchers showed study participants clips of the 2004 presidential election coverage taken from either "The Daily Show" or the "CBS Evening News." They found that subjects rated both candidates lower after watching the Comedy Central show. Participants also displayed a more cynical overall view of the American political system after watching "The Daily Show". "If young Americans learn about candidates via Jon Stewart," the researchers concluded, "it is possible that unfavorable perceptions of both parties' nominees could form, ultimately keeping more youth from the polls."</div><br />Wow.  I wonder how much these people got paid to conclude that Jon Stewart is the problem.  Clearly it never occurred to them that one possible reason subjects rated candidates lower after watching The Daily Show is because <i>despite</i> the sarcasm, cynicism and humor, <i>it's the most truthful "news program" on television.</i>  Maybe "young Americans" are tired of having their intelligence insulted by political hackfucks who do little more than spit biased news with a smile and pretend they are doing the world a service.  Food for thought.<br /><br />Via <a href="http://www.seedmagazine.com/news/2006/05/new_notable_512_518.php?page=2" target="_blank">Seed</a>]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=23</link>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 29 May 2006 12:01:37 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Quitter, updated]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.phtml?blogid=13">Ok, not so much</a>.  Errr, sorta.  I used to smoke almost a pack a day, now I smoke maybe 4.  Cigarettes, not packs.  Is that better?  Is that better enough?<br /><br />It's got to be 0, doesn't it.  Faaaaack.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=22</link>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 27 May 2006 13:34:52 CST</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div class="quote">This morning, DeLay's legal defense fund sent out a mass email criticizing the movie "The Big Buy: Tom DeLay's Stolen Congress," by "Outfoxed" creator Robert Greenwald.<br /><br />The email features a "one-pager on the truth behind Liberal Hollywood's the Big Buy," and the lead item is [Stephen] Colbert's interview with Greenwald on Comedy Central.</div><br />I will so not be surprised if this turns out to be a <a href="http://www.defenddelay.com/" target="_blank">joke</a>.  I mean, it is a joke, but, well, you know what I mean.<br /><br />Via <a href="http://thinkprogress.org/2006/05/24/delay-colbert" target="_blank">ThinkProgress</a>]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Wed, 24 May 2006 17:09:27 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Nomenclature]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://babynamewizard.com/namevoyager/lnv0105.html" target="_blank">Lisa</a> was the most popular girl's name in the 1960's.  Probably explains why that's my name.  That my middle name is Marie is entirely because I'm polish (and ok, a little bit because my mom was a huge Elvis fan).<br /><br />Apparently no one named their daughter Bertha after the 1980's (seems it was a boy's name prior to 1910).  I think it's time for a revival.  I think someone should suggest that to <a href="http://www.theatomicaproject.com/blogs/entry.jsp?msgid=1148044451871" target="_blank">Wade</a>.<br /><br />Via <a href="http://www.kottke.org/" target="_blank">Kottke</a>]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=20</link>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 23 May 2006 22:09:54 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[McBaby]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[This is just creepy.<br /><br /><a href="http://adsoftheworld.com/media/print/mcdonalds_baby_ronald" target="_blank" class="none"><img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/mcbaby.jpg" width="440" height="344" class="blogphoto" /></a><br /><br />Via <a href="http://adsoftheworld.com/media/print/mcdonalds_baby_ronald" target="_blank">Ads of the World</a>]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=19</link>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 20 May 2006 10:18:37 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Cell Bio]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.kenyon.edu/x31680.xml" target="_blank" class="none"><img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/psynth.jpg" width="220" height="184" /><br /><br /></a>When I was a kid, maybe 5th or 6th grade, in order to teach us about celluar (as in biology, not phones) activity, my science teacher actually had us <i>act out</i> the cell.  I was a mitochondrion.  I can't remember what all I had to do to convert food into energy, I just remember it involved scooting around the room on a chair.<br /><br />In any case, all these years later I realize <a href="http://biology.kenyon.edu/slonc/Micro/protein_synth102105.mp4" target="_blank">this</a> must have been her inspiration.<br /><br clear="all" /><br /><div class="quote">Rarely have science and art merged as enduringly, or as endearingly, as in "Protein Synthesis: An Epic on the Cellular Level," a twenty-minute educational film that has become a classic to generations of high-school and college science students. On an open field at Stanford University in 1971, several hundred students convened to undulate and impersonate molecules undergoing protein synthesis by a ribosome. A few were trained dancers, wearing costumes and colored balloons to identify their roles; most were recruited with the promise of fun and refreshments.</div><br />Via <a href="http://www.seedmagazine.com/news/2006/05/seeds_daily_zeitgeist_5172006.php" target="_blank">Seed</a>]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=18</link>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 18 May 2006 13:20:20 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Dark Ages]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[We've had no electricity for the last 12 hours.  Not just our house, or our block, or our neighborhood, but our whole town and every town for about 10-15 miles in either direction.  Given that <a href="http://www.positronrecords.com" target="_blank">my business</a> and <a href="http://www.audiodamage.com" target="_blank">Chris' business</a> <i>require</i> the internet, and thus <b><i>require</i></b> electricity, it was sort of a bummer.  Plus, we both get kinda itchy when we can't check our email.<br /><br />The upside is that I got a lot of weeding done in the garden this morning.  The downside is that as a result, I'm still itchy.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=17</link>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 17 May 2006 14:53:47 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[More sleepy Cheney]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/photo/060512/ids_photos_ts/r497767846.jpg" target="_blank" class="none"><img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/cheney2.jpg" width="440" height="281" class="blogphoto" /></a><br /><br />One more of <a href="http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.phtml?blogid=7">these</a> and he's getting his own category.<br /><br />Via <a href="http://americablog.blogspot.com/2006/05/cheney-sleeping-again-at-key-meetings.html" target="_blank">AmericaBlog</a>]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Fri, 12 May 2006 23:20:46 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Such a tease]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[I got a new <a href="http://www.bounte.com" target="_blank">Bounte</a> track the other day and I can't stop listening to it.  I know I shouldn't say that because you won't be able to hear it for months (don't ask, I don't know!), but I can't help myself; it's <i>really</i> good.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=15</link>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 12 May 2006 12:39:57 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Fuck art, let's smoke]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.artomat.org/home.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/smokey.jpg" width="250" height="347" /><br /><br /></a>I might think <a href="http://www.artomat.org/home.html" target="_blank">this</a> was the coolest idea ever if I weren't in the process of <i>quitting smoking</i>.<br /><br />By process, I mean significantly reducing the number of cigarettes I smoke in a day.  By significantly, I mean one, one and a half.  You know, for those emergency "I can't take it anymore" moments.  I understand that the object of the exercise is to press through those moments, but hey, I've only been at this a week, alright?<br /><br />Ok, I need to stop talking about smoking (or not smoking) right now.<br /><br />Time for a walk!<br /><br />(PS: you can see the rest of them <a href="http://www.artomat.org/locations.html" target="_blank">here</a>)<br /><br />Via <a href="http://boingboing.net/" target="_blank">Boing Boing</a>]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Wed, 10 May 2006 10:35:49 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Quitter]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/angry2.jpg" width="220" height="179" /><br /><br />I'm quitting smoking.]]></description> 
			<link>http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=13</link>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 8 May 2006 10:29:20 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[TOOT!  TOOT!]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<div class="quote">...the lovely folk at Positron HQ grok the concept of digital distribution. Visit their sexy website and see how well they understand the needs of the 21st century digital consumer. Every Positron release has two formats: old school and digital. Regardless of which you pick, you get the digital version dropped in your locker before email verification of your order arrives. All the MP3s are Ultra High Quality, Ass-Spanking, Poly-chromed, Wizz-Bang, High-Tech renditions (there's actually technical language for how sexy they are, but let's keep it in layman's terms here). And, if you buy the old school physical CD release (which they send to you in the mail but WTF do you care? You've downloaded it from your locker, like, eighteen weeks ago already), they'll throw in a free full-album download. And, everything (at least the new stuff) is released under a fairly liberal Creative Commons license. I mean, they GET IT. Your music -- when you want it, how you want it. Which is to say: "now" and "so shiny the bits squeak."<br /><br />Positron Records. Not only do they do the electro-funk right, they make getting it into your head and butt about as easy as breathing.</div><br />From the <a href="http://shop.positronrecords.com/products/product.php?pid=kp003" target="_blank"><i>komposi003</i></a> review @ <a href="http://igloomag.com/doc.php?task=view&id=1298&category=reviews" target="_blank">Igloo Magazine</a>]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Thu, 4 May 2006 11:15:54 CST</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,193582,00.html" target="_blank">President Bush, April 28, 2006</a><br /><br /><div class="quote">When the president was asked at a Rose Garden question-and-answer session whether the anthem should be sung in Spanish, he replied: "I think the national anthem ought to be sung in English, and I think people who want to be a citizen of this country ought to learn English and they ought to learn to sing the national anthem in English."</div><br /><a href="http://alexander.senate.gov/index.cfm?FuseAction=PressReleases.Detail&PressRelease_Id=997" target="_blank">Senator Lamar Alexander (R-TN), May 1st, 2006</a> (emphasis mine)<br /><br /><div class="quote">According to an article in the Washington Post last Friday, at least 389 different versions of our anthem have been produced over the years, in many musical styles, including rock and roll and country. But, the Post also noted, <b>never before has it been rendered in another language.</b> <br />...<br />That flag and that song are a part of our history and our national identity. It declares some of our national ideals, in being the "land of the free and the home of the brave." That's why in 1931 Congress declared the Star-Spangled Banner our national anthem. <br />...<br />That's why we should always sing it in our common language, English. And that's why today I am introducing a resolution that affirms that statements of national unity, especially the Pledge of Allegiance and the national anthem, ought to be recited or sung in English.</div><br />Now, the truth, via <a href="http://thinkprogress.org/2006/05/02/spanish-anthem/" target="_blank">Think Progress:</a><br /><br /><div class="quote">But in <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=1911431&page=1" target="_blank">1919</a>, the U.S. Bureau of Education <a href="http://memory.loc.gov/cocoon/ihas/loc.natlib.ihas.100000007/pageturner.html?page=1§ion=" target="_blank">commissioned a Spanish-language version</a> of "The Star Spangled Banner." The State Department's website also features <a href="http://usinfo.state.gov/esp/home/topics/us_society_values/national_symbols/anthem_spanish.html" target="_blank">four-separate versions</a> of the anthem in Spanish.</div><br />And now, a letter to my Senator.  Feel free to steal.<br /><br />Dear Senator,<br /><br />Given that Senator Lamar Alexander has introduced a resolution affirming that statements of national unity, especially the Pledge of Allegiance and the national anthem, ought to be recited or sung in English, despite the fact that our very own US Bureau of Education commissioned a Spanish-language version of "The Star Spangled Banner" in 1919, I repectfully request that you introduce a resolution affirming that statements from Lamar Alexander are retarded, and that the Senator should just shut the fuck up.<br /><br />-Your Constituent<br />-Elle Randall<br /><br /><b>UPDATE</b><br /><br />OMG!  It gets SO MUCH BETTER!<br /><br />From <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0143034316/ref=nosim/sistermachinegun0f" target="_blank">Kevin Phillips' American Dynasty:</a> (about Bush)<br /><br /><div class="quote">When visiting cities like Chicago, Milwaukee or Philadelphia, in pivotal states, he would drop in at Hispanic festivals and parites, sometimes joining in singing "The Star-Spangled Banner" in Spanish, sometimes partying with a "Viva Bush" mariachi band flown in from Texas.</div><br />Click the link above and enter "When visiting cities like Chicago" in the search inside this book feature at Amazon.  The quote is on page 142.  You'll get a highlight; click the "on Page 142" to see the full page.  It's near the bottom.<br /><br />Via <a href="http://atrios.blogspot.com/"  target="_blank">Atrios</a>]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Tue, 2 May 2006 09:45:22 CST</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[By now, I don't think there is anyone on Earth that hasn't seen/heard of Stephen Colbert's performance at the White House Correspondent's Dinner.  C-Span was apparently moved by it because it seems they have <a href="http://www.dailykos.com/story/2006/5/1/1299/16704" target="_blank">removed</a> his piece from re-broadcast.<br /><br />Thankfully the whole thing is up on <strike>YouTube</strike> Google, so, just to make sure this brilliant, couragous performance of truthiness is not lost in the ether, please pass these links around:<br /><br /><a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-869183917758574879" target="_blank">Colbert Roasts President Bush - 2006 White House Correspondents Dinner</a><br /><br />Enjoy.<br /><br />Via <a href="http://www.dailykos.com/story/2006/5/1/1299/16704" target="_blank">Kos</a>]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Mon, 1 May 2006 10:46:55 CST</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div class="quote">The Washington Post reports that Senators Feinstein (D-Cal.) and Graham (R-S.C.) have introduced S. 2644, dubbed the PERFORM Act, that is aimed at punishing satellite radio for offering its subscribers devices capable of recording off the air.<br /><br />Buried in the bill, however, is a provision that would effectively require music webcasters to use DRM-laden streaming formats, rather than the MP3 streaming format used by Live365, Shoutcast, and many smaller webcasters (like Santa Monica's KCRW and Seattle's KEXP). The streaming radio stations included in iTunes also rely on MP3 streams (since Apple isn't about to license the Real or Microsoft streaming codecs).</div><br />Via <a href="http://www.eff.org/deeplinks/archives/004587.php" target="_blank">EFF</a>]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Apr 2006 00:31:47 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Blinded by the light]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[Yesterday, I went to the eye doctor and had my eyes dilated.  Understand, that was <i>not</i> the plan.  The plan was to get new glasses given that I stepped on the old ones in such a manner that they could not be fixed by either duct tape or geek magic.<br /><br />In any case, excluding yesterday, I can't remember the last time I had my eyes dilated.  I certainly don't remember it being such an <i>unpleasant</i> experience.  It was bad enough that I couldn't see for hours, but the whole blurry vision thing made me sick to my stomach.<br /><br />I don't actually have <i>bad</i> vision, as in, I can't see; I have opposite eyes, as in, I'm nearsighted in one eye and farsighted in the other.  Makes depth perception kind of a joke.  Escalators are particularly weird for me, and particularly fun for other people to tease me about.<br /><br />Well not any more bitches!  At least not until I step on these and break them!]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Tue, 25 Apr 2006 11:15:54 CST</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/cheney.jpg" width="440" height="270" class="blogphoto" /><br /><br /><div class="quote">Vice President Dick Cheney says he was looking at his notes, not sleeping, during a briefing by President Bush and Chinese President Hu Jintao in Hu's first Oval Office visit.</div><br />Riiiiight.  Just like grandpa used to wake up and hollar, "I was watching that!" when you'd walk into his den and catch him asleep in front of the TV.<br /><br />Via <a href="http://americablog.blogspot.com/2006/04/cheney-claims-he-didnt-sleep-through.html" target="_blank">AmericaBlog</a>]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Sat, 22 Apr 2006 12:18:04 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[LA]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[LA was not quite what I expected.  As I mentioned  <a href="http://www.ellerandall.com/blog/entry.php?blogid=5">previously</a>, my last "vacation" there was 27 years  ago (how I got to the point in my life where I could say I  did ANYTHING 27 years ago is another story entirely) and  every trip after that was a load-in, sling-swag, load-out  situation.  I don't know, I guess I was just thought that  since it was full of movie stars, wannabe movies stars,  wannalook like movie stars, etc.. the city would be shiny  and new.  Instead, it was sort of squat and 70's.<br /><br />Oh, and speaking of wannabes and wannalooks, mukluks  are fucking stupid.  Especially with pom-poms and a  miniskirt.<br /><br />Venice was cool, though it was kind of hard to get a take  on the area.  In Chicago, you pretty much know what the  neighborhood is like by observing the people.  Venice was  all over the place.  I ate lunch next to Spicoli, stepped  over a homeless guy on my way out of the pizza joint, and  then shuffled my way thru a sidewalk cafe full of yuppies  eating sprout sandwiches while hooting at fake hooters as  they took they little lapdogs for a drag.<br /><br />Downtown was a little more my style - it was sort of like  Maxwell Street with skyscrapers.  And WAY more  homeless people.  But apparently the city has decided that  this area will flip, and as I've lived in areas that have gone  from gangs to Starbucks in 3 years flat, I imagine they'll  either shush the homeless out or lure them away with the  promise better tents, as their current plan of simply  arresting them was overturned by the 9th circuit just last  week.<br /><br />Many thanks to Mark & K8 for showing us around and  helping me FINALLY pay off my sushi bet.  I fucking hate  sushi, so now I'll never have to eat it again so long as I  don't make any more bets with Crandall.  And while I've  got a K8 + food theme going on, lemme just mention that  if you ever have the opportunity to sit at her dining room  table, DO SO - she can cook like a mofo.  Mark is a lucky  guy to eat so well and as such, should be much, MUCH,  fatter.<br /><br />All in all a good weekend.  Didn't bump into Hugh  Jackman, but CR did see Billy Bob Thorton at Starbucks.   Wheee!]]></description> 
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			<category>General</category>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 20 Apr 2006 11:06:38 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Here He Comes....]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[...here comes Speed Racer, he's a demon on wheels...<br /><br />While Speed Racer was my favorite cartoon in the universe when I was like 5, and while the Matrix Trilogy were certainly movies I enjoyed, I haven't yet decided if I'm excited about <a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlLA/on/exclusive_wachowskis_s_for_speedracer_35471.asp" target="_blank">this</a> or not.]]></description> 
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			<category>General</category>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Apr 2006 18:58:41 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Vote Vegetarian]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[Or at least that's Sen. McCain's answer as he gets his <a href="http://www.courant.com/news/politics/hc-mccain0412.artapr12,0,4235865.story?coll=hc-headlines-politics" target="_blank">ass handed to him by a grandma</a>.<br /><br />Via <a href="http://www.dailykos.com/story/2006/4/12/22118/1052" target="_blank">Kos</a>]]></description> 
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			<category>Politics</category>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 12 Apr 2006 21:38:33 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Corporate Coffee, Corporate Bullshit]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[From <a href="http://www.doubleshotcoffee.com/blog/2006/04/coffee.html" target="_blank">DoubleShot Coffee Company</a><br /><br /><div class="quote">Could someone really trademark the word 'coffee'? That sounds ridiculous. It's a generic term. It's a common word used throughout the world and especially in the coffee industry. It would be like trademarking the word 'screwdriver.' Surely a government organization wouldn't allow someone to claim the word 'coffee' as exclusively their own... Would they?<br /><br />Well, it seems that there are big organizations that think they can finagle the law enough to get a trademark on common industry terms, as associated with their company name. In our instance, Starbucks is claiming they have exclusive rights to the word 'doubleshot' because they were granted a trademark on the term 'Starbucks Doubleshot' for a canned drink sold in convenience stores. They claim that I am infringing on that trademark, and that I should destroy everything I own with the word 'doubleshot' on it, and abandon my website.</div><br />Vote with your dollar.  Shop indie.<br /><br />Via <a href="http://blog.stayfreemagazine.org/2006/04/coffee_tm.html" target="_blank">Stay Free!</a>]]></description> 
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			<category>General</category>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 11 Apr 2006 09:53:38 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Skillz]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[Damn!  This is not a photo:<br /><img src="http://www.ellerandall.com/images/blog/damen.jpg" width="440" height="147" class="blogphoto" /><br />The artist is Bert Monroy.  <a href="http://www.bertmonroy.com/fineart/text/fineart_damen.htm" target="_blank">More here</a>.<br /><br />Via <a href="http://veerle.duoh.com/index.php/blog/comments/pushing_illustrator_and_photoshop_to_its_limit/" target="_blank"> Veerle</a>]]></description> 
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			<category>General</category>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 10 Apr 2006 10:43:58 CST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Hello LA, Goodbye IKE]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[Going to LA on Thursday to check things out and re-establish our city chops; this whole country bumpkin thing didn't work out so well.  While it's certainly nice not to have an upstairs neighbor with 5 obnoxious kids that ride their bikes and play pogo stick on your ceiling (seriously, I didn't even know they still made pogo sticks) and a landlord with 6 dogs that fight outside your studio window all day, every day, trading it in for a neighbor who is literally EVERY Jeff Foxworthy joke rolled into one was maybe not the best plan.<br /><br />The problem is, moving here was an IDEA.  We threatened to do it many times over a 10 year period, but no one ever believed us because it was never more than an IDEA.  But one evening I was sitting at my desk in front of the window when bang, bang, bang, on the other side of that window a guy was shot dead.  Not 15 minutes later, the new landlord called and said this place was available.  Seemed like synchronicity to me.  A month later we shoved 2 cats and all our crap in a truck a headed west.<br /><br />I don't dislike it here, but the idea that peaceful surroundings make for peaceful living may be true for some people, just not for us.  So back to the city we go.  Turns out we know more people in LA than I even knew we knew period, so we'll go visit this weekend and they can all convince us that moving to LA is the best idea we've ever had.<br /><br />I will miss this neighbor just a little bit.  I'll miss his daily, "Hey there neighbor-lady!" greetings, and the 8 pound zucchinis he leaves on my doorstep, and the 55 gallon drum in his yard with IKE painted on it in big drippy letters.  I'm certain I'll never have another neighbor quite like him.]]></description> 
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			<pubDate>Sun, 9 Apr 2006 11:05:33 CST</pubDate>
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